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User:Kannon

2007-12-16T22:30:24Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|
|-
|Other known names
|Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > [[You]]. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]] stuffs
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] but, can use it at the same time, to make [[you]] look like suxorz [[teh FACE]] even more than you actually do.
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* uses [[Soul Edge]] to kill and maim stuffs
* Can summon [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan] this combination can [[pwnzorz]] even [[Chuck Norris]], and will most likely make [[you]] piss your pants so much, you drown to death

===Weaknesses===
* If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
* Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in [[Massive Damage|pain]]
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]
[[Category: Sorcerers]]
[[Category: Swordsmen]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-16T22:29:26Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|
|-
|Other known names
|Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > [[You]]. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]] stuffs
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] but, can use it at the same time, to make [[you]] look like suxorz [[teh FACE]] even more than you actually do.
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* uses [[Soul Edge]] to kill and maim stuffs
* Can summon [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown|Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan] this combination can [[pwnzorz]] even [[Chuck Norris]], and will most likely make [[you]] piss your pants so much, you drown to death

===Weaknesses===
* If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
* Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in [[Massive Damage|pain]]
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]
[[Category: Sorcerers]]
[[Category: Swordsmen]]

The * Organization

2007-12-16T22:17:21Z

Kannon:

'''The * Organization''', '''The Asterisk Organization''', '''The Wildcard Organization''', or '''The Whatever Organization''' ('''T*O''' or '''TAO''' or '''TWO''' or '''T*o''' or '''Tao''' or '''Two'''; pronounced as a word or abbreviation (the asterisk can be pronounced as anything)) was a group formed by ex-[[Knights who say Meh]] [[Abwayax]], [[Ragnarok]], and CowgirlXena in November 2007. The members of T*o are reffered to as ''infidels''.

==T*o Philosophy==
T*o does not have any "rules", as decided in IRC:
<Abwayax> And we don't have "rules", because we already have enough rules ourselves and shouldn't restrict ourselves too tightly
<Abwayax> I'm more thinking "philosophies"
<Ragnarok> Yeah.\
<Kyoukipichi> Philosophies sound good
<Abwayax> (or beliefs, but philosophies sounds cooler)
Instead, T*o has ''philosophies'', which are just generally held beliefs. The philosophies of T*o are:
* '''Respect''': If at all possible, respect our fellows (that is, the entire human race, not just other infidels). '''If''' and only '''if''' someone has '''definite ill will towards us or others''', then they show that they don't want respect. In short, ''treat others as they want to be treated.''
* '''Tolerance''': The human race, as varied as it is, has many opinions. The asterisk symbolizes multiplicity; we are accepting and tolerant, ''except if said opinions facilitate ill will towards other fellow humans''.
* '''Equality''': As human beings, we are equals. Our opinions are not better than anyone elses; in fact, save for its philosophy, T*o does not hold a unified opinion. We should refrain from calling judgment on others beliefs; we are not "better" than anyone else, and membership in T*o does not signify that you are part of a "higher order" (it is easy to join T*o)
* '''Positivity''': In general, almost ''anything'' is more enjoyable if viewed with a positive attitude. We should strive to be positive above all; negativity ruins it. Make the most out of a situation and enjoy it to the fullest. ''Carpe diem!'' Make lemonade out of lemons, and all that shiznit.
* '''Not Rules''': Above all, remember that these are ''not rules''. You should generally try to adhere to these philosophies, but if circumstances require that you don't, well then, who are we to tell you what to do?

==List of Infidels==
''(If you are interested in joining please feel free to add your name; the only entry requirements are that you practice the above philosophy in earnest)''
* [[Abwayax]]
* [[BladeAlchemist]]
* CowgirlXena
* Ditto
* FMK (aka Mr. Ghost)
* Krin
* [[Kyoukipichi]]
* [[Ragnarok]]
* Soren
* ShiningLugia
* [[Twenty-Seven]]
* XD003

[[Category: Organizations]]
[[Category: Articles containing Facts]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-04T03:22:39Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|
|-
|Other known names
|Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > [[You]]. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]] stuffs
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] but, can use it at the same time, to make [[you]] look like suxorz [[teh FACE]] even more than you actually do.
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* uses [[Soul Edge]] to kill and maim stuffs
* Can summon [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown| Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan] this combination can [[pwnzorz]] even [[Chuck Norris]], and will most likely make [[you]] piss your pants so much, you drown to death

===Weaknesses===
* If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
* Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in [[Massive Damage|pain]]
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]
[[Category: Sorcerers]]
[[Category: Swordsmen]]

Pulse Wave Nukes

2007-12-04T03:15:26Z

Kannon:

'''Pulse Wave Nukes''' are a deadly, more powerful type of nuke only [[User:Kannon|Kannon]] can use. When they hit something, they pulse off waves of energy that will destroy stuff, and the waves keep progressively going faster until they destroy the planet and can cause seizures in Japanese children.

==See Also==
[[User:Kannon|Kannon]]

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Nukes]]

Pulse Wave Nukes

2007-12-04T03:15:12Z

Kannon:

'''Pulse Wave Nukes''' are a deadly, more powerful type of nuke only [[User:Kannon|Kannon]] can use. When they hit something, they pulse off waves of energy that will destroy stuff, and the waves keep progressively going faster until they destroy the planet and can cause seizures in Japanese children.

==See Also==
[[User:Kannon|Kannon]]
[[Awesomeness]]

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Nukes]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-04T03:13:43Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|
|-
|Other known names
|Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > [[You]]. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]] stuffs
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] but, can use it at the same time, to make [[you]] look like suxorz [[teh FACE]] even more than you actually do.
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* uses [[Soul Edge]] to kill and maim stuffs
* Can summon [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown| Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan] this combination can [[pwnzorz]] even [[Chuck Norris]], and will most likely make [[you]] piss your pants so much, you drown to death

===Weaknesses===
* If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
* Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in [[Massive Damage|pain]]
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-04T03:12:19Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|
|-
|Other known names
|Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > [[You]]. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]] stuffs
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] but, can use it at the same time, to make [[you]] look like suxorz [[teh FACE]] even more than you actually do.
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* uses [[Soul Edge]] to kill and maim stuffs
* Can summon [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown| Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan] this combination can [[pwnzorz]] even [[Chuck Norris]], and will most likely make [[you]] piss your pants

===Weaknesses===
* If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
* Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in [[Massive Damage|pain]]
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-04T03:11:32Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|
|-
|Other known names
|Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > [[You]]. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]] stuffs
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] but, can use it at the same time, to make [[you]] look like suxorz [[TEH FACE]] even more than you actually do.
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* uses [[Soul Edge]] to kill and maim stuffs
* Can summon [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown| Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan] this combination can [[pwnzorz]] even [[Chuck Norris]], and will most likely make [[you]] piss your pants

===Weaknesses===
* If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
* Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in [[Massive Damage|pain]]
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-04T03:08:31Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|
|-
|Other known names
|Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > [[You]]. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]] stuffs
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] but, can use it at the same time, to make [[you]] look like suxorz [[TEH FACE]] even more than you actually do.
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* uses [[Soul Edge]] to kill and maim stuffs
* Can summon [[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown|Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan]] this combination can [[pwnzorz]] even [[Chuck Norris]]

===Weaknesses===
* If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
* Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in [[Massive Damage|pain]]
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-04T03:07:07Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|
|-
|Other known names
|Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > [[You]]. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]] stuffs
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] and can use it at the same time, to make [[you]] look like suxorz [[TEH FACE]] even more than you actually do.
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* uses Soul Edge to kill and maim stuffs
* Can summon [[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown|Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan]] this combination can [[pwnzorz]] even [[Chuck Norris]]

===Weaknesses===
* If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
* Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in [[Massive Damage|pain]]
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-04T03:02:57Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|
|-
|Other known names
|Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > You. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]] stuffs
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] because he's too awesome for it
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* uses Soul Edge to kill and maim stuffs
* Can summon [[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown|Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Bennito Mussilini, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genine, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Thedore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Holk Hogan]] this combination can [[pwnzorz]] even [[Chuck Norris]]

===Weaknesses===
* If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
* Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in [[Massive Damage|pain]]
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]

Death Nuke Beam

2007-12-04T02:47:49Z

Kannon:

The '''Death Nuke Beam''' is a powerful blast of energy, said to be strong enough to decimate entire cities. Only those with [[Real Ultimate Power]] can master the Death Nuke Beam.

It is said that harnessing this power is done so by concentrating [[pwnage]] to create a [[Death Nuke Reaction]] which is then released in beam form.

==Users==
* [[Knights who Say Meh]]
* [[IzzConNet]]
* [[Death Nuke Man]]
* [[User:Kannon|Kannon]]

{{Stub}}

[[Category: Powers]]
[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T23:12:13Z

Kannon:

Massive Damage

2007-12-02T23:11:28Z

Kannon:

'''Massive Damage''' is, quite simply, a hell of a lot of damage.

== Massive? ==
Yes. '''Massive'''.

== What can cause Massive Damage? ==
* [[Nuke]]s
* [[Death Nuke Beam]]
* [[Death Nuke Man]]
* [[Death Nuke Plague]]
* [[Omega Cannon]]
* [[Teh FACE]] in some of his forms
* [[AIDS]] and/or [[orange bread]]
* A hit on the [[Giant Enemy Crab]]'s weak spot
* [[Uncyclopedia:Peer|Peer]]
* [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]

[[Category: Powers]]
[[Category: Simple]]

Massive Damage

2007-12-02T23:10:45Z

Kannon:

Pulse Wave Nukes

2007-12-02T16:52:15Z

Kannon:

Pulse Wave Nukes are a deadly, more powerful type of nuke only [[User:Kannon|Kannon]] can use. When they hit something, they pulse off waves of energy that will destroy stuff, and the waves keep progressively going faster until they destroy the planet and can cause seizures in Japanese children.

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Nukes]]

User talk:Kannon

2007-12-02T16:50:14Z

Kannon: stfu

This isn't big headed at all Kannon..... :|

== stfu ==

stfu, person. I Am infact awesome

User talk:Kannon

2007-12-02T16:49:40Z

Kannon:

This isn't big headed at all Kannon..... :|

User talk:Kannon

2007-12-02T16:49:21Z

Kannon:

This isn't big headed at all Kannon..... :|

stfu, whoever you are, I AM awesome

Pulse Wave Nukes

2007-12-02T16:46:16Z

Kannon:

Pulse Wave Nukes are a deadly, more powerful type of nuke only [[User:Kannon|Kannon]] can use. It is a Nuke, that when it hits something, it pulses off waves of energy that destroy stuff, and the waves keep progressively going faster until it causes seizures in Japanese children and destroys the planet.

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Nukes]]

Pulse Wave Nukes

2007-12-02T16:45:40Z

Kannon:

Pulse Wave Nukes are deadly, more powerful types of nukes only [[User:Kannon|Kannon]] can use. It is a Nuke, that when it hits something, it pulses off waves of energy that destroy stuff, and the waves keep progressively going faster until it causes seizures in Japanese children and destroys the planet.

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Nukes]]

Pulse Wave Nukes

2007-12-02T16:43:34Z

Kannon:

Pulse Wave Nukes are deadly, more powerful types of nukes only [[User:Kannon|Kannon]] can use. It is a Nuke, that when it hits something, it pulses off wave that destroy stuff, and keep progressively going faster until it causes seizures in Japanese children and destroies the planet.

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Nukes]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T16:17:41Z

Kannon:

PWN

2007-12-02T09:38:53Z

Kannon:

{{Imagecaptionedright|http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v206/missingno/Banners/th_Mac_pwned.gif|Mac gets PWN'd}}
'''PWN''' is a verb meaning to completely humiliate, or otherwise be incomparibly superior to something.

==Creation of Pwn==
Where pwn originated is unknown. Some believe pwn came into existence when [[Real Ultimate Power]] was given to the Ninjas. Others believe it was created when an overly excited internet user misspelled "own".

==Things that Pwn==
* [[Knights who say Meh]]
* [[haiduc]]
* [[Colonial Man]]
* [[Izwzyzx]]
* [[Preeminent Colonial Man]]
* [[Preeminent Izwzyzx]]
* [[Trogdor]]
* [[Stentor]]
* [[Jacred]]
* [[Teh Face]]
* [[User:Kannon|Kannon]]
* '''GAMES'''

''This list is incomplete. Perhaps [{{SERVER}}{{localurl:{{NAMESPACE}}:{{PAGENAME}}|action=edit}} something can be done to fix it?]''

==How to Pwn==
OMG!11!!!111 OMG WTF U DONT KNOW HOW 2 PWN??!!?? OMG U R A NOB!!!!1111 OMG WTF

[[Category: Powers]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T09:28:26Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|
|-
|Other known names
|Torque
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > You. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]]
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] because he's too awesome for it
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* uses Soul Edge to kill and maim stuffs

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T09:28:08Z

Kannon:

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T09:27:42Z

Kannon:

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T09:23:14Z

Kannon:

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T09:22:17Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|
|-
|Other known names
|Torque
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > You. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]]
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] because he's too awesome for it
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Bad Guys]]

Pulse Wave Nukes

2007-12-02T09:12:00Z

Kannon:

Pulse Wave Nukes are Deadly, more powerful types of nukes only [[User:Kannon|Kannon]] can use. It is a Nuke, that when it hits something, it pulses off wave that destroy stuff, and keep progressively going faster until it causes seizures in Japanese children.

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Nukes]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T09:03:43Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|
|-
|Other known names
|Torque
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > You. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]]
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] because he's too awesome for it
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T08:59:40Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|-
| style="font-size: 90%;" align="center" colspan="2" |[img]http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1992;type=avatar[/img]
|-
|Other known names
|Torque
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

Kannon > You. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]]
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] because he's too awesome for it
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T08:52:19Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|-
| style="font-size: 90%;" align="center" colspan="2" |http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1992;type=avatar
|-
|Other known names
|Torque
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|8
|}

Kannon > You. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]]
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] because he's too awesome for it

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T08:47:52Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
|-
| style="font-size: 90%;" align="center" colspan="2" |http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1992;type=avatar
|-
|Other known names
|Torque
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|8
|}

Kannon > You. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* Is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]
*Is the only person (other than Trogdor) that can [[Burninate]]?

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]

Pulse Wave Nukes

2007-12-02T08:43:16Z

Kannon:

The * Organization

2007-12-02T08:35:26Z

Kannon:

'''The * Organization''', '''The Asterisk Organization''', '''The Wildcard Organization''', or '''The Whatever Organization''' ('''T*O''' or '''TAO''' or '''TWO''' or '''T*o''' or '''Tao''' or '''Two'''; pronounced as a word or abbreviation (the asterisk can be pronounced as anything)) was a group formed by ex-[[Knights who say Meh]] [[Abwayax]], [[Ragnarok]], and CowgirlXena in November 2007. The members of T*o are reffered to as ''infidels''.

==T*o Philosophy==
T*o does not have any "rules", as decided in IRC:
<Abwayax> And we don't have "rules", because we already have enough rules ourselves and shouldn't restrict ourselves too tightly
<Abwayax> I'm more thinking "philosophies"
<Ragnarok> Yeah.\
<Kyoukipichi> Philosophies sound good
<Abwayax> (or beliefs, but philosophies sounds cooler)
Instead, T*o has ''philosophies'', which are just generally held beliefs. The philosophies of T*o are:
* '''Respect''': If at all possible, respect our fellows (that is, the entire human race, not just other infidels). '''If''' and only '''if''' someone has '''definite ill will towards us or others''', then they show that they don't want respect. In short, ''treat others as they want to be treated.''
* '''Tolerance''': The human race, as varied as it is, has many opinions. The asterisk symbolizes multiplicity; we are accepting and tolerant, ''except if said opinions facilitate ill will towards other fellow humans''.
* '''Equality''': As human beings, we are equals. Our opinions are not better than anyone elses; in fact, save for its philosophy, T*o does not hold a unified opinion. We should refrain from calling judgment on others beliefs; we are not "better" than anyone else, and membership in T*o does not signify that you are part of a "higher order" (it is easy to join T*o)
* '''Positivity''': In general, almost ''anything'' is more enjoyable if viewed with a positive attitude. We should strive to be positive above all; negativity ruins it. Make the most out of a situation and enjoy it to the fullest. ''Carpe diem!'' Make lemonade out of lemons, and all that shiznit.
* '''Not Rules''': Above all, remember that these are ''not rules''. You should generally try to adhere to these philosophies, but if circumstances require that you don't, well then, who are we to tell you what to do?

==List of Infidels==
''(If you are interested in joining please feel free to add your name; the only entry requirements are that you practice the above philosophy in earnest)''
* [[Abwayax]]
* [[BladeAlchemist]]
* CowgirlXena
* Ditto
* FMK (aka Mr. Ghost)
* [[User:Kannon|Kannon]]
* Krin
* [[Kyoukipichi]]
* [[Ragnarok]]
* Soren
* ShiningLugia
* [[Twenty-Seven]]
* XD003

[[Category: Organizations]]
[[Category: Articles containing Facts]]

The * Organization

2007-12-02T08:33:51Z

Kannon:

'''The * Organization''', '''The Asterisk Organization''', '''The Wildcard Organization''', or '''The Whatever Organization''' ('''T*O''' or '''TAO''' or '''TWO''' or '''T*o''' or '''Tao''' or '''Two'''; pronounced as a word or abbreviation (the asterisk can be pronounced as anything)) was a group formed by ex-[[Knights who say Meh]] [[Abwayax]], [[Ragnarok]], and CowgirlXena in November 2007. The members of T*o are reffered to as ''infidels''.

==T*o Philosophy==
T*o does not have any "rules", as decided in IRC:
<Abwayax> And we don't have "rules", because we already have enough rules ourselves and shouldn't restrict ourselves too tightly
<Abwayax> I'm more thinking "philosophies"
<Ragnarok> Yeah.\
<Kyoukipichi> Philosophies sound good
<Abwayax> (or beliefs, but philosophies sounds cooler)
Instead, T*o has ''philosophies'', which are just generally held beliefs. The philosophies of T*o are:
* '''Respect''': If at all possible, respect our fellows (that is, the entire human race, not just other infidels). '''If''' and only '''if''' someone has '''definite ill will towards us or others''', then they show that they don't want respect. In short, ''treat others as they want to be treated.''
* '''Tolerance''': The human race, as varied as it is, has many opinions. The asterisk symbolizes multiplicity; we are accepting and tolerant, ''except if said opinions facilitate ill will towards other fellow humans''.
* '''Equality''': As human beings, we are equals. Our opinions are not better than anyone elses; in fact, save for its philosophy, T*o does not hold a unified opinion. We should refrain from calling judgment on others beliefs; we are not "better" than anyone else, and membership in T*o does not signify that you are part of a "higher order" (it is easy to join T*o)
* '''Positivity''': In general, almost ''anything'' is more enjoyable if viewed with a positive attitude. We should strive to be positive above all; negativity ruins it. Make the most out of a situation and enjoy it to the fullest. ''Carpe diem!'' Make lemonade out of lemons, and all that shiznit.
* '''Not Rules''': Above all, remember that these are ''not rules''. You should generally try to adhere to these philosophies, but if circumstances require that you don't, well then, who are we to tell you what to do?

==List of Infidels==
''(If you are interested in joining please feel free to add your name; the only entry requirements are that you practice the above philosophy in earnest)''
* [[Abwayax]]
* [[BladeAlchemist]]
* CowgirlXena
* Ditto
* FMK (aka Mr. Ghost)
* [[Kannon]]
* Krin
* [[Kyoukipichi]]
* [[Ragnarok]]
* Soren
* ShiningLugia
* [[Twenty-Seven]]
* XD003

[[Category: Organizations]]
[[Category: Articles containing Facts]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T08:32:36Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''{{{Kannon}}}'''
|-
| style="font-size: 90%;" align="center" colspan="2" |{{{http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1992;type=avatar}}}
|-
|Other known names
|{{{Torque}}}
|-
|Gender
|{{{Male}}}
|-
|Age
|{{{Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]}}}
|-
|Forums active in
|{{{Glitch City Laboratories Forums}}}
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|{{{[[#Glitchcity]]}}}
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|{{{[[#trsrockin]]}}}
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|{{{Pwn}}}
|}

Kannon > You. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* Is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T08:26:56Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''{{{Kannon}}}'''
|-
| style="font-size: 90%;" align="center" colspan="2" |http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1992;type=avatar
|-
|Other known names
|Torque
|-
|Gender
|Male
|-
|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
|-
|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]]
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|[[Pwn]]
|}

[[Kannon > You]]. Need I say more?

<big>Kannon...</big>

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* Is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T08:23:09Z

Kannon:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''{{{Kannon}}}'''
|-
| style="font-size: 90%;" align="center" colspan="2" |{{{http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1992;type=avatar}}}
|-
|Other known names
|{{{Torque}}}
|-
|Gender
|{{{Male}}}
|-
|Age
|{{{Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]}}}
|-
|Forums active in
|{{{Glitch City Laboratories Forums}}}
|-
|IRC Channels active in
|{{{[[#Glitchcity]]}}}
|-
|IRC Channels formerly active in
|{{{[[#trsrockin]]}}}
|-
|'''Pwnage level'''
|{{{Pwn}}}
|}

[[Kannon > You]]. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* Is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]

User:Kannon

2007-12-02T08:05:32Z

Kannon:

{{Person|Name=Kannon|AltNames= Torque|Gender=Male|Age=not telling you, [[Foo]]|Forums=[[Glitch City Laboratories Forums]]|IRC=|#glitchcity|Pwn='''10''' ''(Preeminent)''|Image=http://forums.glitchcity.info/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1992;type=avatar

[[Kannon > You]]. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* Is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]