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User:Kannon

2007-12-02T16:56:11Z

Kyoukipichi:

{| class="infobox bordered"
!colspan=2|'''Kannon'''
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|Other known names
|Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
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|Gender
|Male
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|Age
|Like I'd tell you, [[Foo]]
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|Forums active in
|Glitch City Laboratories Forums
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|IRC Channels active in
|[[#Glitchcity]], [[#FMSanctity]]
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|IRC Channels formerly active in
|[[#trsrockin]]
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|'''Pwnage level'''
|9 ''' Awesome'''
|}

{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}

Kannon > You. Need I say more?

Kannon...

* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]]
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] because he's too awesome for it
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* uses Soul Edge to kill and maim stuffs

===Weaknesses===
* If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]

Pulse Wave Nukes

2007-12-02T16:48:08Z

Kyoukipichi:

Pulse Wave Nukes are a deadly, more powerful type of nuke only [[User:Kannon|Kannon]] can use. When they hit something, they pulse off waves of energy that will destroy stuff, and the waves keep progressively going faster until they cause seizures in Japanese children and destroy the planet.

==See Also==

[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Nukes]]

The * Organization

2007-11-30T03:15:45Z

Kyoukipichi:

'''The * Organization''', '''The Asterisk Organization''', '''The Wildcard Organization''', or '''The Whatever Organization''' ('''T*O''' or '''TAO''' or '''TWO''' or '''T*o''' or '''Tao''' or '''Two'''; pronounced as a word or abbreviation (the asterisk can be pronounced as anything)) was a group formed by ex-[[Knights who say Meh]] [[Abwayax]], [[Ragnarok]], and CowgirlXena in November 2007. The members of T*o are reffered to as ''infidels''.

==T*o Declaration of WINdependence==
<blockquote>
<hr>
'''WHEREAS''', the Knights who say Meh are an organization founded on hate and arrogance.
'''WHEREAS''', the Knights who say Meh are an organization that promotes negativity,
'''WHEREAS''', the Knights who say Meh exist solely to "oppose the majority" and badmouth those that do not follow their example,
'''WHEREAS''', the Knights who say Meh are an exclusive, elitist, holier-than-thou clique.

In light of the above grievances, the founding members of '''The * Organization''' do formally disassociate themselves with The Knights who say Meh in order to create a more positive, tolerant group.
<hr>
</blockquote>
==T*o Philosophy==
T*o does not have any "rules", as decided in IRC:
<Abwayax> And we don't have "rules", because we already have enough rules ourselves and shouldn't restrict ourselves too tightly
<Abwayax> I'm more thinking "philosophies"
<Ragnarok> Yeah.\
<Kyoukipichi> Philosophies sound good
<Abwayax> (or beliefs, but philosophies sounds cooler)
Instead, T*o has ''philosophies'', which are just generally held beliefs. The philosophies of T*o are:
* '''Respect''': If at all possible, respect our fellows (that is, the entire human race, not just other infidels). '''If''' and only '''if''' someone has '''definite ill will towards us or others''', then they show that they don't want respect. In short, ''treat others as they want to be treated.''
* '''Tolerance''': The human race, as varied as it is, has many opinions. The asterisk symbolizes multiplicity; we are accepting and tolerant, ''except if said opinions facilitate ill will towards other fellow humans''.
* '''Equality''': As human beings, we are equals. Our opinions are not better than anyone elses; in fact, save for its philosophy, T*o does not hold a unified opinion. We should refrain from calling judgment on others beliefs; we are not "better" than anyone else, and membership in T*o does not signify that you are part of a "higher order" (it is easy to join T*o)
* '''Positivity''': In general, almost ''anything'' is more enjoyable if viewed with a positive attitude. We should strive to be positive above all; negativity ruins it. Make the most out of a situation and enjoy it to the fullest. ''Carpe diem!'' Make lemonade out of lemons, and all that shiznit.

==List of Infidels==
''(If you are interested in joining please feel free to add your name; the only entry requirements are that you practice the above philosophy in earnest)''
* [[Abwayax]]
* CowgirlXena<--- One of the 3 Ex-Knights, the others being Abb and Ragna.
* Ditto
* FMK (aka Mr. Ghost)
* Krin
* [[Kyoukipichi]]
* [[Ragnarok]]

[[Category: Organizations]]