1337 Bomb - Revision history

Abwayax at 03:49, 27 January 2007

2007-01-27T03:49:04Z

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	==Irony==		==Irony==
	The irony here is that 1337 Bomb users aren't really [[1337]], but instead they are n00bs. The 1337 Bomb, in a surprising twist, is designed to instead detonate when activated, instead of actually launching itself at the target. This causes the user of the bomb to be fragged instead of the intended target. This is intentional on the part of 1337 people like [[Izwzyzx]] and [[The Edge]], who, although having designed the 1337 Bomb, don't actually use it, instead opting to use more powerful and effective weapons like the [[WTFbomb]], [[Your-Face-bomb]], [[STM]], and of course, the [[nuke]].		The irony here is that 1337 Bomb users aren't really [[1337]], but instead they are n00bs. The 1337 Bomb, in a surprising twist, is designed to instead detonate when activated, instead of actually launching itself at the target. This causes the user of the bomb to be fragged instead of the intended target. This is intentional on the part of 1337 people like [[Izwzyzx]] and [[The Edge]], who, although having designed the 1337 Bomb, don't actually use it, instead opting to use more powerful and effective weapons like the [[WTFbomb]], [[Your-Face-bombs\|Your-Face-bomb]], [[STM]], and of course, the [[nuke]].

	==Notable users==		==Notable users==

Abwayax at 03:43, 27 January 2007

2007-01-27T03:43:11Z

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	'''1337 Bombs''' ~~wipe out~~ n00bs ~~all over~~ the ~~world~~. ~~How it does~~ that~~? They kill~~ the user, ~~and doesn~~'t ~~destory what~~ it ~~hits~~.		'''1337 Bombs''' are a type of bomb that is helpful in killing [[n00b]]s. They look like small [[nuke\|nuclear warheads]] and carry half as much power as a [[WTFbomb]].

			==Usage==
			The 1337 Bomb is typically used by n00bs who think, "Hey, a 1337 bomb! Just what I need, lol", only with [[propar grammer]]. N00bs tend to believe that the 1337 Bomb will make them [[1337]] and empower them to win whatever game they're being [[pwn]]ed at, whether it be Quake, Halo, Counter-Strike, or StarCraft. So-called "script kiddies" often share the same belief about "1337 haxing tools".

			The 1337 Bomb is activated just like any other [[nuke]].

			==Irony==
			The irony here is that 1337 Bomb users aren't really [[1337]], but instead they are n00bs. The 1337 Bomb, in a surprising twist, is designed to instead detonate when activated, instead of actually launching itself at the target. This causes the user of the bomb to be fragged instead of the intended target. This is intentional on the part of 1337 people like [[Izwzyzx]] and [[The Edge]], who, although having designed the 1337 Bomb, don't actually use it, instead opting to use more powerful and effective weapons like the [[WTFbomb]], [[Your-Face-bomb]], [[STM]], and of course, the [[nuke]].

			==Notable users==
			The 1337 Bomb was known to be used by the following people:
			* [[Alan]], after using it against [[Abwayax]] while mistaking him for [[FloppyDiskMan]]
			* [[Engst]]
			* [[Random:Glitchy81\|Glitchy81]] in a last-ditch measure to destroy [[Gammapedia]] after it pwn'd his wiki
			* GARY 'M 9 and [[Mokuba]] each used 0.999... 1337 Bombs against opponents in some kinda debate thread
			* People who belong in a [[mental islam]]

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Izwzyzx at 01:02, 7 October 2006

2006-10-07T01:02:48Z

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	~~<b>~~1337 Bombs~~</b> wipes~~ out n00bs all over the world. How it does that? They kill the user, and doesn't destory what it hits.		'''1337 Bombs''' wipe out n00bs all over the world. How it does that? They kill the user, and doesn't destory what it hits.

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PichuUmbreon at 01:01, 7 October 2006

2006-10-07T01:01:37Z

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<b>1337 Bombs</b> wipes out n00bs all over the world. How it does that? They kill the user, and doesn't destory what it hits.

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