AIDS - Revision history

24.243.12.186 at 07:22, 23 December 2006

2006-12-23T07:22:26Z

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	* Stay away from people's blood.		* Stay away from people's blood.
	* Don't eat [[orange bread]].		* Don't eat [[orange bread]].

			==Pools==
			AIDS can now be found in public pools. This is why pools are often closed.

	[[Category: Things that just plain suck]]		[[Category: Things that just plain suck]]

70.123.208.86 at 18:22, 8 June 2006

2006-06-08T18:22:31Z

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	{{Imagecaptionedright\|http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v128/profglitch_missingnoscientist/th_aids.jpg\|[[Colonial Man]] laughs at the people who got AIDS through [[weakminded\|weakmindedness]].}}		{{Imagecaptionedright\|http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v128/profglitch_missingnoscientist/th_aids.jpg\|[[Colonial Man]] laughs at the people who got AIDS through [[weakminded\|weakmindedness]].}}

			'''''AIDS''' now has a [[AIDS/Theme\|Theme song]]!''

	'''AIDS''' is a collection of symptoms and infections resulting from the specific damage to the immune system caused by infection with the Human [[Really Long Words\|immunodeficiency]] virus. Although treatments for AIDS and HIV exist to slow the virus' progression, there is no known cure.		'''AIDS''' is a collection of symptoms and infections resulting from the specific damage to the immune system caused by infection with the Human [[Really Long Words\|immunodeficiency]] virus. Although treatments for AIDS and HIV exist to slow the virus' progression, there is no known cure.

Izwzyzx: Reverted edit of 65.4.35.211, changed back to last version by 70.123.208.86

2006-05-09T02:46:26Z

Reverted edit of 65.4.35.211, changed back to last version by 70.123.208.86

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	* Stay away from people's blood.		* Stay away from people's blood.
	* Don't ~~do the horizontal monster mash.~~		* Don't eat [[orange bread]].
	* Eat orange bread ~~to help prevent scurvy and AIDS. (note: Izwzyzx and Cap'n Pie both have scurvy and DESERVE TO DIE BY AIDS~~.

	[[Category: Things that just plain ~~kill. o, m, f, g~~]]		[[Category: Things that just plain suck]]

65.4.35.211: /* Transmission and Prevention */

2006-05-09T02:05:39Z

Transmission and Prevention

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	* Stay away from people's blood.		* Stay away from people's blood.
	* Don't ~~eat [[~~orange bread]].		* Don't do the horizontal monster mash.
			* Eat orange bread to help prevent scurvy and AIDS. (note: Izwzyzx and Cap'n Pie both have scurvy and DESERVE TO DIE BY AIDS.

	[[Category: Things that just plain ~~suck~~]]		[[Category: Things that just plain kill. o, m, f, g]]

70.123.208.86 at 08:19, 29 April 2006

2006-04-29T08:19:31Z

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	{{Imagecaptionedright\|http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v128/profglitch_missingnoscientist/th_aids.jpg\|[[Colonial Man]] laughs at the people who got AIDS through [[weakminded\|weakmindedness]].}}		{{Imagecaptionedright\|http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v128/profglitch_missingnoscientist/th_aids.jpg\|[[Colonial Man]] laughs at the people who got AIDS through [[weakminded\|weakmindedness]].}}

	'''AIDS''' is a collection of symptoms and infections resulting from the specific damage to the immune system caused by infection with the Human immunodeficiency virus. Although treatments for AIDS and HIV exist to slow the virus' progression, there is no known cure.		'''AIDS''' is a collection of symptoms and infections resulting from the specific damage to the immune system caused by infection with the Human [[Really Long Words\|immunodeficiency]] virus. Although treatments for AIDS and HIV exist to slow the virus' progression, there is no known cure.

	HIV is transmitted through direct contact of a mucous membrane or the bloodstream with a bodily fluid containing HIV, such as blood, or through [[weakminded]] activity.		HIV is transmitted through direct contact of a mucous membrane or the bloodstream with a bodily fluid containing HIV, such as blood, or through [[weakminded]] activity.

Izwzyzx: omg it's AIDS

2006-04-29T01:40:33Z

omg it's AIDS

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	==Transmission and Prevention==		==Transmission and Prevention==
	~~I already told you how it's transmitted! Go back and re-read if you didn't catch it, [[foo]].~~		AIDS is spread as thus:

	~~It is possible to find HIV in the saliva, tears and urine of infected individuals, but due to the low concentration of virus in these biological liquids, the risk is negligible~~.		*Hugging
			*Kissing
			*Love poems
			*Etc.

	AIDS ~~is also transmitted by [[hug]]ging~~.		Generally, anything you consider "romantic" is AIDS-carrying, and should be avoided.

	The easiest way to prevent AIDS infection is to avoid [[weakminded\|weakmindedness]]. The [[Knights who say Meh]] avoid weakmindedness. Other than avoiding weakmindedness:		The easiest way to prevent AIDS infection is to avoid [[weakminded\|weakmindedness]]. The [[Knights who say Meh]] avoid weakmindedness. Other than avoiding weakmindedness:

Abwayax: /* Transmission and Prevention */

2006-04-29T01:35:01Z

Transmission and Prevention

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	It is possible to find HIV in the saliva, tears and urine of infected individuals, but due to the low concentration of virus in these biological liquids, the risk is negligible.		It is possible to find HIV in the saliva, tears and urine of infected individuals, but due to the low concentration of virus in these biological liquids, the risk is negligible.

			AIDS is also transmitted by [[hug]]ging.

	The easiest way to prevent AIDS infection is to avoid [[weakminded\|weakmindedness]]. The [[Knights who say Meh]] avoid weakmindedness. Other than avoiding weakmindedness:		The easiest way to prevent AIDS infection is to avoid [[weakminded\|weakmindedness]]. The [[Knights who say Meh]] avoid weakmindedness. Other than avoiding weakmindedness:

Izwzyzx at 01:22, 29 April 2006

2006-04-29T01:22:10Z

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{{Imagecaptionedright|http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v128/profglitch_missingnoscientist/th_aids.jpg|[[Colonial Man]] laughs at the people who got AIDS through [[weakminded|weakmindedness]].}}

'''AIDS''' is a collection of symptoms and infections resulting from the specific damage to the immune system caused by infection with the Human immunodeficiency virus. Although treatments for AIDS and HIV exist to slow the virus' progression, there is no known cure.

HIV is transmitted through direct contact of a mucous membrane or the bloodstream with a bodily fluid containing HIV, such as blood, or through [[weakminded]] activity.

Most [[Scientist]]s believe that HIV originated in [[Nazi]] concentration camps, due to the overall weakmindedness of the Nazis. Stupid Nazis.

It is estimated that AIDS has killed more than [[bahmillion|25 million]] people since it was first recognized on December 1, 1981, making it one of the most destructive pandemics in recorded history.

==Infection by HIV==
AIDS is the most severe manifestation of infection with HIV. HIV is a retrovirus that primarily infects vital components of the human immune system. It directly and indirectly destroys T cells, leading to AIDS. However, the rate of disease progression varies widely between individuals, from two weeks up to 20 years. Many factors affect the rate of progression. These include factors that influence the body's ability to defend against HIV such as the infected person's general immune function.

==Transmission and Prevention==
I already told you how it's transmitted! Go back and re-read if you didn't catch it, [[foo]].

It is possible to find HIV in the saliva, tears and urine of infected individuals, but due to the low concentration of virus in these biological liquids, the risk is negligible.

The easiest way to prevent AIDS infection is to avoid [[weakminded|weakmindedness]]. The [[Knights who say Meh]] avoid weakmindedness. Other than avoiding weakmindedness:

* Stay away from people's blood.
* Don't eat [[orange bread]].

[[Category: Things that just plain suck]]