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			'''Firefox''' is the awesomely superior alternative to [[Internet Explorer]] 6. However, it's about on par with [[Internet Explorer]] 7 and [[Opera]]. It is known for being highly overpromoted. [[User:Izwzyzx\|Some]] [[User:Bulbafreak9000\|people]] [https://gammapedia.monarch-pass.net/index.php?title=Firefox&action=history] like to blame the Mozilla Corporation on this, however it's the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ "supporters"] who are the real problem. They are cocky, stuck up, and all talk.

			==What [http://www.firefoxkids.org/ THEY] Promise==
			* 999% security
			* faster browsing
			* lower System Requirements than Internet Explorer
			* no pop-ups whatsoever
			* bug free
			* 999% support for web standards
			* Eternal Life
			* tabbed browsing
			* your [http://savegranny.org grandma will be saved]
			* you get to take back the Web

			==What You Get==
			* 75% - 80% security
			* higher System Requirements (unless you have like 20 MB of ram this shouldn't be a problem)
			* pop-up blocker that occasionally fails to block popups (which they all have anyway)
			* bugs (what sofware doesn't?)
			* 90% to 95% support for standards
			* questionable interpretations of standards (but more support than Internet Explorer)
			* extentable architecture and stuff
			* tabbed browsing (see above)

			==What you get that IE7 and Opera don't already offer you==
			* extensions

			==Propaganda==
			Firefox supporters like to waste their time spreading browser war propaganda. There are some [http://www.savegranny.org/ pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens] of the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ Firefox Cult] who drew some stupid pictures of some stupid girl [[wtf\|furries]], accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet (even Firefox users) are embarrassed by the existence of such people.

			[[Category: Cults]]

Izwzyzx at 12:35, 7 September 2006

2006-09-07T12:35:46Z

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	'''Firefox''' is the awesomely superior alternative to [[Internet Explorer]] 6. However, it's about on par with [[Internet Explorer]] 7 and [[Opera]]. It is known for being highly overpromoted. [[User:Izwzyzx\|Some]] [[User:Bulbafreak9000\|people]] like to blame the Mozilla Corporation on this, however it's the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ "supporters"] who are the real problem. They are cocky, stuck up, and all talk.

	~~==What [http://www.firefoxkids.org/ THEY] Promise==~~
	* 999% security
	* faster browsing
	* lower System Requirements than Internet Explorer
	* no pop-ups whatsoever
	* bug free
	* 999% support for web standards
	* Eternal Life
	* tabbed browsing
	* your [http://savegranny.org grandma will be saved]
	* you get to take back the Web

	~~==What You Get==~~
	* 75% - 80% security
	* higher System Requirements (unless you have like 20 MB of ram this shouldn't be a problem)
	* pop-up blocker that occasionally fails to block popups (which they all have anyway)
	* bugs (what sofware doesn't?)
	* 90% to 95% support for standards
	* questionable interpretations of standards (but more support than Internet Explorer)
	* extentable architecture and stuff
	* tabbed browsing (see above)

	~~==What you get that IE7 and Opera don't already offer you==~~
	* extensions

	~~==Propaganda==~~
	Firefox supporters like to waste their time spreading browser war propaganda. There are some [http://www.savegranny.org/ pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens] of the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ Firefox Cult] who drew some stupid pictures of some stupid girl [[wtf\|furries]], accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet (even Firefox users) are embarrassed by the existence of such people.

	~~[[Category: Cults]]~~

Abwayax at 16:43, 3 September 2006

2006-09-03T16:43:09Z

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	==Propaganda==		==Propaganda==
	Firefox supporters like to waste their time spreading browser war propaganda. There are some [http://www.savegranny.org/ pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens] of the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ Firefox Cult] who drew some stupid pictures of some stupid girl [[wtf\|furries]], accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet (even Firefox users) are embarrassed by the existence of such people.		Firefox supporters like to waste their time spreading browser war propaganda. There are some [http://www.savegranny.org/ pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens] of the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ Firefox Cult] who drew some stupid pictures of some stupid girl [[wtf\|furries]], accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet (even Firefox users) are embarrassed by the existence of such people.

			[[Category: Cults]]

Abwayax at 16:41, 3 September 2006

2006-09-03T16:41:52Z

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	~~{{Imagecaptionedright\|http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/missingno/Avatars/communist.gif\|Firefox is an example of [[communist]] Open-Source programming.~~}}		'''Firefox''' is the awesomely superior alternative to [[Internet Explorer]] 6. However, it's about on par with [[Internet Explorer]] 7 and [[Opera]]. It is known for being highly overpromoted. [[User:Izwzyzx\|Some]] [[User:Bulbafreak9000\|people]] like to blame the Mozilla Corporation on this, however it's the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ "supporters"] who are the real problem. They are cocky, stuck up, and all talk.
	'''Firefox''' is the ~~lying, backstabbing, '''~~[[~~communist~~]]'~~'' alternative to~~ [[Internet Explorer]] and [[Opera]]. It is known for being ~~'''~~[[~~communist~~]]~~'''. It~~'s the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ "supporters"] who are the real problem. They are cocky, stuck up, and all talk.

	==What [http://www.firefoxkids.org/ THEY] Promise==		==What [http://www.firefoxkids.org/ THEY] Promise==
	* ~~total computer safety~~		* 999% security
	* faster browsing		* faster browsing
	* lower System Requirements than Internet Explorer		* lower System Requirements than Internet Explorer
	* no pop-ups		* no pop-ups whatsoever
	* bug free		* bug free
	* ~~full~~ support for web standards		* 999% support for web standards
	* Eternal Life		* Eternal Life
			* tabbed browsing
			* your [http://savegranny.org grandma will be saved]
			* you get to take back the Web

	==What You Get==		==What You Get==
	* ~~no additional~~ security		* 75% - 80% security
	* slower browsing		* higher System Requirements (unless you have like 20 MB of ram this shouldn't be a problem)
	* higher System Requirements		* pop-up blocker that occasionally fails to block popups (which they all have anyway)
	* ~~mediocre~~ pop-up blocker		* bugs (what sofware doesn't?)
	* ~~errors~~		* 90% to 95% support for standards
	* questionable interpretations of standards		* questionable interpretations of standards (but more support than Internet Explorer)
	* ~~'''[[Communism]]'''~~		* extentable architecture and stuff
	* ~~[http://www.firefoxkids.org/ Mental Retardation]~~		* tabbed browsing (see above)

	==~~n00b artwork~~==		==What you get that IE7 and Opera don't already offer you==
	There are some [http://www.savegranny.org/ pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens] of the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ Firefox Cult] who drew some stupid ~~'''[[communist]]'''~~ pictures of some stupid ~~'''[[communist]]'''~~ girl [[wtf\|furries]], accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet are embarrassed by the existence of such people.		* extensions

			==Propaganda==
			Firefox supporters like to waste their time spreading browser war propaganda. There are some [http://www.savegranny.org/ pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens] of the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ Firefox Cult] who drew some stupid pictures of some stupid girl [[wtf\|furries]], accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet (even Firefox users) are embarrassed by the existence of such people.

Izwzyzx at 23:42, 2 September 2006

2006-09-02T23:42:26Z

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	{{Imagecaptionedright\|http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/missingno/Avatars/communist.gif\|Firefox is an example of [[communist]] Open-Source programming.}}		{{Imagecaptionedright\|http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/missingno/Avatars/communist.gif\|Firefox is an example of [[communist]] Open-Source programming.}}
	'''Firefox''' is the lying, backstabbing, '''[[communist]]''' alternative to [[Internet Explorer]] and [[Opera]]. It is known for being '''[[communist]]'''. It's the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ "supporters"] who are the real problem. They are cocky, stuck up, and all talk.		'''Firefox''' is the lying, backstabbing, '''[[communist]]''' alternative to [[Internet Explorer]] and [[Opera]]. It is known for being '''[[communist]]'''. It's the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ "supporters"] who are the real problem. They are cocky, stuck up, and all talk.
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	==n00b artwork==		==n00b artwork==
	There are some [http://www.savegranny.org/ pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens] of the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ Firefox Cult] who drew some stupid '''[[communist]]''' pictures of some stupid '''[[communist]]''' girl [[wtf\|furries]], accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet are embarrassed by the existence of such people.		There are some [http://www.savegranny.org/ pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens] of the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ Firefox Cult] who drew some stupid '''[[communist]]''' pictures of some stupid '''[[communist]]''' girl [[wtf\|furries]], accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet are embarrassed by the existence of such people.

	~~{{stub}}~~

Izwzyzx: K-Blah

2006-09-02T01:58:56Z

K-Blah

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	[[~~Firefox~~]] is the lying, backstabbing, ~~lesbian cousin of~~ Internet Explorer and Opera. ~~She~~ is known for being cocky, stuck up, and all talk.		{{Imagecaptionedright\|http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/missingno/Avatars/communist.gif\|Firefox is an example of [[communist]] Open-Source programming.}}
			'''Firefox''' is the lying, backstabbing, '''[[communist]]''' alternative to [[Internet Explorer]] and [[Opera]]. It is known for being '''[[communist]]'''. It's the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ "supporters"] who are the real problem. They are cocky, stuck up, and all talk.

	==What [~~[Firefox~~]~~] Promises~~==		==What [http://www.firefoxkids.org/ THEY] Promise==
			* total computer safety
			* faster browsing
			* lower System Requirements than Internet Explorer
			* no pop-ups
			* bug free
			* full support for web standards
	* Eternal Life		* Eternal Life
	* Speeds faster than Superman
	* More Porn
	* Free CDs
	* The ability to fly
	* Super IQs
	* No [[Subliminal Messaging]]

	==What ~~[[Firefox]] Gives~~==		==What You Get==
	* ~~Lower life expectancy~~		* no additional security
	* ~~Speeds~~ slower ~~than [[User:Ragnarok\|Ragna's]] PC~~		* slower browsing
	* ~~The same amount of porn, plus a pic of her and her "lover", the Mother (and Planet) Earth~~		* higher System Requirements
	* ~~Elton John CD's at $6.95 a song~~		* mediocre pop-up blocker
	* ~~The ability to be stupid enough to use [[Firefox]]~~		* errors
	* ~~Lowered IQs, which make it possible to use~~ [[~~Firefox~~]]		* questionable interpretations of standards
	* ~~Maj00r Subliminal Messaging~~.		* '''[[Communism]]'''
			* [http://www.firefoxkids.org/ Mental Retardation]

	==[[Firefox]]'~~s Love Affair==~~		==n00b artwork==
	[[~~Firefox~~]] ~~is seen in a slanderous picture with the "Planet Earth" on a number~~ of ~~websites. A more "cartoony, kid friendly" version of the pic is used as their logo. But recent pics show that~~ [[~~Firefox~~]] ~~is cheating on Earth with a younger, sluttier Earth-like planet. Earth had this to say:~~		There are some [http://www.savegranny.org/ pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens] of the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ Firefox Cult] who drew some stupid '''[[communist]]''' pictures of some stupid '''[[communist]]''' girl [[wtf\|furries]], accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet are embarrassed by the existence of such people.
	~~"That idiot can do whatever she wants with whoever she wants. I don~~'~~t care. Sniff" Why? Why~~'~~d she leave me? GAAAH~~! sob*"
	~~And~~, of ~~course, we here at Gammapedia couldn't care less~~.		{{stub}}

Bulbafreak9000 at 00:05, 2 September 2006

2006-09-02T00:05:31Z

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	~~'''~~Firefox~~'''~~ is the lying, backstabbing, lesbian cousin of Internet Explorer and Opera. She is known for being cocky, stuck up, and all talk.		[[Firefox]] is the lying, backstabbing, lesbian cousin of Internet Explorer and Opera. She is known for being cocky, stuck up, and all talk.

	==What [[Firefox]] Promises==		==What [[Firefox]] Promises==

Bulbafreak9000 at 00:04, 2 September 2006

2006-09-02T00:04:07Z

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'''Firefox''' is the lying, backstabbing, lesbian cousin of Internet Explorer and Opera. She is known for being cocky, stuck up, and all talk.

==What [[Firefox]] Promises==
* Eternal Life
* Speeds faster than Superman
* More Porn
* Free CDs
* The ability to fly
* Super IQs
* No [[Subliminal Messaging]]

==What [[Firefox]] Gives==
* Lower life expectancy
* Speeds slower than [[User:Ragnarok|Ragna's]] PC
* The same amount of porn, plus a pic of her and her "lover", the Mother (and Planet) Earth
* Elton John CD's at $6.95 a song
* The ability to be stupid enough to use [[Firefox]]
* Lowered IQs, which make it possible to use [[Firefox]]
* Maj00r Subliminal Messaging.

==[[Firefox]]'s Love Affair==
[[Firefox]] is seen in a slanderous picture with the "Planet Earth" on a number of websites. A more "cartoony, kid friendly" version of the pic is used as their logo. But recent pics show that [[Firefox]] is cheating on Earth with a younger, sluttier Earth-like planet. Earth had this to say:
"That idiot can do whatever she wants with whoever she wants. I don't care. *Sniff" Why? Why'd she leave me? GAAAH! *sob*"
And, of course, we here at Gammapedia couldn't care less.