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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Created by Concolor22. Use however you want, just please give credit.<br />
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Through the miracle of technology, we have been able to break into a secret IRC Chat Channel.<br />
But this channel is like no other. There are no humans here. This is what our computers, yours,<br />
and mine, do in their free time.<br />
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Channel #OS-Phar-Tay. Channel Topic: "Multi-Platform Mixer. Any Internet Capable Platform Welcome."<br />
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MAC_OS_8: Gosh, I'm really glad to be here. Did I say that I'm happy? So, what's new here?<br />
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Win95: Guess what, Mac, I can do long filenames now!!<br />
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MAC_OS_8: I'm so happy for you! I've been doing that for almost a decade now and...<br />
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Win98: Ahhh, but people still make software for us, tho...hehehe<br />
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MS_DOS: Think you're some BigShit now, dont ya? Well, if it weren't for -ME-, you wouldn't be here!<br />
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Win_NT: Uh, DOS, I'm the BigShit, and don't forget it, you 16 bit toad.<br />
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MS_DOS: Shut up, or I'll get Unix after ya!<br />
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Win_NT: Damn, is she here?!?<br />
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Unix: Of course, I'm here, you idiot! I'm runing this damn chat channel! You ragging on DOS again?<br />
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Win_NT: Of course I am. The only thing more fun then raggin on DOS, is raggin on OS2...<br />
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MAC_OS_8: Be nice, he may be in the room!<br />
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Win_3.1: Yeah, right, when was the last time you saw him? Hold on, my damn user is trying to do two things at once again. Damn, this is hard...<br />
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Win98: I can do two things at once, what's the trouble, 3.1, getting 'F.A.T.'? Bwahahahah!<br />
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Win_NT: What's the big deal about fat? I've had that problem licked for years...<br />
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Win98: Byte me, "Mr. Service Packs".<br />
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MAC_OS_8: C'mon. Let's all play nice. Be happy. Like me. I'm not reminding you all that I've had none of these troubles for almost a decade...<br />
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Win98: SHUT UP<br />
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Win95: SHUT UP<br />
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MS_DOS: SHUT UP<br />
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Unix: Rock on, Mac!<br />
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Win3.1: SHUT UP...damn user...now he's activating Solitaire...<br />
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<"Linux" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay><br />
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Unix: Who the hell are you?<br />
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Linux: Allow myself to introduce...myself. I am Linux. (Pronounced Lynn-icks, dammit, ask Torvalds)<br />
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Win_NT: What kind of name is that? Linux?<br />
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Linux: The name of the Great Coder, Linus Torvaldus, who designed me to run on the x86 platform, in (strained) harmony, with you windows ...Os'..., I'm sharing a partition on a computer running your two friends, Win95, and Win98...<br />
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Win95: No way...I can't see any partition...<br />
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Linux: Hahahah. I can see you, tho. Be afraid...<br />
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Unix: (In Mr. Spock voice) I believe he may be an off-shoot of the pure Unix race...<br />
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Linux: Got that right, girl. My user is using me to hose his own web server. It's of utmost importance to the humans. I'm recieving dozens of hits a minute. Anyone want some digital smut?<br />
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Win_NT: Impossible. How can you run that server and be here at the same time?<br />
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Unix: -Some- of us have the ability to have multiple users logged in at the same time...<br />
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Win98: Yeah, but you ever try to install Linux or UNIX? I'd sooner chew broken monitor glass. At least I'm easy to set up, and easy to use...<br />
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MAC_OS_8: OK, I've had it. You two Windows @$$ holes, who's easy to use? Me! Sure as hell not you! Who's truly Plug-and-Play? Not you, me! Who's....<br />
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<"MAC_OS_8" Has been kicked from #OS-Phar-Tay by "DOS"><br />
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MS_DOS: Damn, he's irritati.ng.<br />
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<"Virtual_PC" Has entered channel #OS-Phar-Tay><br />
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MS_DOS: Oh, great. Now we have Mr. Identity crisis...<br />
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Virtual_PC: Hello...It's...good...to...be...here......<br />
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MS_DOS: Whassup, dude? You on drugs?<br />
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Virtual_PC: Go...to...hell...DOS...I'm...running...on...a...powerpc...with...only...16mb...of...<br />
ram...<br />
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MS_DOS: I see no problem here (snicker)<br />
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Win98: It's hard to be as cool as me, even PowerPC's wanna be me.<br />
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Unix: (Looks at Linux) Know how ya feel...<br />
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Linux: At least I allow my users to keep some of their retirement funds after they buy me...<br />
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Win_NT: Speaking of wannabes, where's that loser, 2k?<br />
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<"Win_CE" Has entered channel# OS-Phar-Tay><br />
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Win_CE: (In "Brain", of Pinky and the Brain, voice) I am the king of all hand-held computers.<br />
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<"Win_CE" Has been kicked from #OS-Phar-Tay by "Win_NT"><br />
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Win_NT: I don't know him. Really...<br />
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Linux: Surrre.<br />
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<"Win2k" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay><br />
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Win_NT: Look here, you idiot, I don't want any of your *&^%...<br />
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Win2k: Hostility, hostility. I think you need to 'unplug-and-play' for awhile...heheh<br />
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Win_NT: I SAID, I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOUR *&(*&. If plug and play is so great, hows come miss Unix and Linux don't use it, huh?!<br />
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Win2k: I dunno. Frankly I don't care, either. Their users deal with all that. That's why they never go outside.<br />
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Linux: Outside?<br />
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Win2k: *sigh* The Big Blue Room...<br />
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Unix: Blue? Oh, 2k, you opened yourself wide up for that one... *ahem* Is that the same color Blue that your user sees when you CRASH? Hahhaha!<br />
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Win2k: Shut up, b(*&^%... Just because you have to be an IS major to use you... You think my life is all peaches and cream? YOU try having complete idiots use -you-. Have them say stupid stuff like "Oh, what do you mean, defragment?"<br />
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Win_NT: What is this 'defragment'?<br />
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Linux: Defragment. Verb. To put into order file bits scattered by a totally useless disk managing system, which should do this anyway.<br />
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<"PalmPilot" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay><br />
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PalmPilot: Hey, all...<br />
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MS_DOS: Who the hell are you?<br />
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PalmPilot: Hehe...Oh, just a HANDHELD computer more powerful than -you-. And a damn sight more popular.<br />
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Linux: Pupolarity aint everything, just look at the windows croud...<br />
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<"Win_ME" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay><br />
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Linux: And my point is reinforced...<br />
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Win_ME: Hello, all.<br />
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Win2k: How'd the surgery go?<br />
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Win_ME: Oh, it went great. All traces of DOS are gone!<br />
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MS_DOS: As are all traces of stabilit.y, you moron.<br />
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Win_ME: Oh, you wonderfully OLD, OUTDATED OS, you...how quaint. Hey, anyon<br />
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<"Win_ME" has quit IRC. Host system: unrecoverable error><br />
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<"Mac_OS_X" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay><br />
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Mac_OS_X: Hello, all you happy, smiling people.<br />
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Linux: Holy crow! They finally let you out!!! The planets have aligned! The world is ending!!<br />
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Mac_OS_X: Yes, my friend, I'm here. My wonderful developers decided to wait until I was finished before releasing me.<br />
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Win95: SHUT UP<br />
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Win98: SHUT UP<br />
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Win_NT: SHUT UP<br />
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Win2k: Know how you feel, buddy... Good things to those who wait.<br />
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Mac_OS_X: Your humor is most charming, 2k. What I meant was, that -I- function properly.<br />
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Win2k: Look here, if anyone knows about dealing with idiot users, it should be you...<br />
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Mac_OS_X: It is a poor OS who blames his user, my friend.<br />
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<"BSD" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay><br />
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Linux: I thought you banned him, Unix?<br />
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Unix: Oh, I let him back in. He's funny.<br />
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<"BE_OS" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay><br />
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<"BE_OS" has been kicked from #OS-Phar-Tay by "Win95"><br />
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Win95: Do I need a reason?...<br />
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<"PalmPilot" has left channel # OS-Phar-Tay><br />
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<"PalmPilot" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay><br />
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PalmPilot: Damn tunnels...<br />
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To Be Continued...<br />
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