Imperial Grandwizards of the Great Word - Revision history

68.229.221.205: why not

2007-08-12T19:40:38Z

why not

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	* Ugoff		* Ugoff
	* Ghost of [[Vegeta]]		* Ghost of [[Vegeta]]
			* Cell

	==Enemies==		==Enemies==

24.243.12.186: um, these people are devoid of sexual morals. They'll fuck their siblings, their parents, and their children for the sake of fucking. They obviously grow by leaps and bounds.

2007-07-02T02:36:01Z

um, these people are devoid of sexual morals. They'll fuck their siblings, their parents, and their children for the sake of fucking. They obviously grow by leaps and bounds.

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	'''Apple Inc''' has become a mighty rebel empire, using [[Mac]]s and iPods to [[Brainwash\|enslave people's minds]]. The iGodlord of Apple, [[Steve]] Jobs, has made himself an uber cyborg dinosaur anthro with [[eye beams]] in an attempt to overthrow the Imperial Grandwizards. His second-in-command, [[Lord iEvil]], was somehow able to break him from a minimum-security outhouse on [[Earth\|Namek]] where he was being held. Evil Dinosaur Anthro iGodlord Jobs is still on the loose, and has a threat rating of '''2/10''' on the "Threat-o-meter" (derived from a device invented by [[Mr.T]] to measure how much pity a [[foo]] deserves).		'''Apple Inc''' has become a mighty rebel empire, using [[Mac]]s and iPods to [[Brainwash\|enslave people's minds]]. The iGodlord of Apple, [[Steve]] Jobs, has made himself an uber cyborg dinosaur anthro with [[eye beams]] in an attempt to overthrow the Imperial Grandwizards. His second-in-command, [[Lord iEvil]], was somehow able to break him from a minimum-security outhouse on [[Earth\|Namek]] where he was being held. Evil Dinosaur Anthro iGodlord Jobs is still on the loose, and has a threat rating of '''2/10''' on the "Threat-o-meter" (derived from a device invented by [[Mr.T]] to measure how much pity a [[foo]] deserves).
	===Shiners===		===Shiners===
	The '''Shiners''' are a terrorist organization co-founded by [[AIDS\|Alexis]] and [[Nazi\|Watermeleon]] shortly after the Imperial Grandwizards' ascension to power. The Shiners' main attack force is composed of '''Shinelings''', who are the two founders' illicit inbred offspring (their legitimate children, if they have any, occupy important administrative positions). The Shiners is the only enemy of the Imperial Grandwizards who have a chance at all against the Grandwizards, but it doesn't make a bit of difference guys because [[NoBoost\|their balls are inert]]. Despite the Shiners' lack of morals, they are surprisingly technologically advanced. The Shiners number almost ~~3000~~, and their number is growing at an even more rapid pace than the Grandwizards', probably due to their [[Wikipedia:prostitution\|lack]] of [[Wikipedia:incest\|sexual]] [[Wikipedia:illegitimacy\|morality]]. In addition, over an estimated 43% of Shiners have [[Pokemorph\|inhuman characteristics]]. They are also responsible for the production of 100% of the universe's [[orange bread]].		The '''Shiners''' are a terrorist organization co-founded by [[AIDS\|Alexis]] and [[Nazi\|Watermeleon]] shortly after the Imperial Grandwizards' ascension to power. The Shiners' main attack force is composed of '''Shinelings''', who are the two founders' illicit inbred offspring (their legitimate children, if they have any, occupy important administrative positions). The Shiners is the only enemy of the Imperial Grandwizards who have a chance at all against the Grandwizards, but it doesn't make a bit of difference guys because [[NoBoost\|their balls are inert]]. Despite the Shiners' lack of morals, they are surprisingly technologically advanced. The Shiners number almost 4,700,000,000, and their number is growing at an even more rapid pace than the Grandwizards', probably due to their [[Wikipedia:prostitution\|lack]] of [[Wikipedia:incest\|sexual]] [[Wikipedia:illegitimacy\|morality]]. In addition, over an estimated 43% of Shiners have [[Pokemorph\|inhuman characteristics]]. They are also responsible for the production of 100% of the universe's [[orange bread]].

	====Shiner ideals====		====Shiner ideals====

Izwzyzx: Pretty much means the exact same thing, but sounds cooler.

2007-06-23T01:02:34Z

Pretty much means the exact same thing, but sounds cooler.

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	The Grandwizards have four leaders (Grandmasterwizards). The four Imperial Grandmasterwizards are always clones of the original four Knights who say Meh, and are as follows:		The Grandwizards have four leaders (Grandmasterwizards). The four Imperial Grandmasterwizards are always clones of the original four Knights who say Meh, and are as follows:
	* [[Abwayax]] ([[The Anti-Meh\|He Who Survived]])		* [[Abwayax]] ([[The Anti-Meh\|He Who Survived]])
	* [[Izwzyzx]] ([[Preeminent Izwzyzx\|~~King~~ of the Universe]])		* [[Izwzyzx]] ([[Preeminent Izwzyzx\|Supreme Emperor of the Universe]])
	* [[Ragnarok]] ([[Korangar\|Epic Dragon-Man Warrior Chief]])		* [[Ragnarok]] ([[Korangar\|Epic Dragon-Man Warrior Chief]])
	* [[BladeAlchemist]] ([[Ninja\|Ninja Master of Masters]])		* [[BladeAlchemist]] ([[Ninja\|Ninja Master of Masters]])

24.243.12.186: Izwzyzx is technically a "king", not a "god"

2007-06-22T03:05:21Z

Izwzyzx is technically a "king", not a "god"

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	The Grandwizards have four leaders (Grandmasterwizards). The four Imperial Grandmasterwizards are always clones of the original four Knights who say Meh, and are as follows:		The Grandwizards have four leaders (Grandmasterwizards). The four Imperial Grandmasterwizards are always clones of the original four Knights who say Meh, and are as follows:
	* [[Abwayax]] ([[The Anti-Meh\|He Who Survived]])		* [[Abwayax]] ([[The Anti-Meh\|He Who Survived]])
	* [[Izwzyzx]] ([[Preeminent Izwzyzx\|~~God~~ of the Universe]])		* [[Izwzyzx]] ([[Preeminent Izwzyzx\|King of the Universe]])
	* [[Ragnarok]] ([[Korangar\|Epic Dragon-Man Warrior Chief]])		* [[Ragnarok]] ([[Korangar\|Epic Dragon-Man Warrior Chief]])
	* [[BladeAlchemist]] ([[Ninja\|Ninja Master of Masters]])		* [[BladeAlchemist]] ([[Ninja\|Ninja Master of Masters]])

24.243.12.186: /* The Second Sin: Transfiguration of the human body */

2007-06-03T23:21:54Z

The Second Sin: [[Transform|Transfiguration]] of the human body

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	The '''First Sin''' refers to '''anything''' that is sexual or romantic in nature. This is an expansion of [[NoHug]].		The '''First Sin''' refers to '''anything''' that is sexual or romantic in nature. This is an expansion of [[NoHug]].
	====The Second Sin: [[Transform\|Transfiguration]] of the human body====		====The Second Sin: [[Transform\|Transfiguration]] of the human body====
	The '''Second Sin''' refers to [[transform]]ation of the human body, or anything that is a combination of human and inhuman elements. Basically, it's the futuristic version of [[NoMorph]].		The '''Second Sin''' refers to [[transform]]ation of the human body, or anything that is a combination of human and inhuman organic elements. Basically, it's the futuristic version of [[NoMorph]].

	====The Third Sin: Involving yourself with [[Cult of Mac\|Apple Inc]]====		====The Third Sin: Involving yourself with [[Cult of Mac\|Apple Inc]]====
	The '''Third Sin''' refers to either:		The '''Third Sin''' refers to either:

Abwayax: /* Epic Army of Awesomeness */

2007-06-03T07:08:44Z

Epic Army of Awesomeness

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	[[Category: Good guys]]		[[Category: Good guys]]
	[[Category: Knights who ~~say~~ Meh]]		[[Category: Knights who Say Meh]]
			[[Category: In the FUTURE]]
	[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]		[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]

Abwayax at 07:01, 3 June 2007

2007-06-03T07:01:14Z

New page

The '''[[Governmental Warmonger|Imperial Grandwizards]] of the [[No|Great Word]]''' are basically the [[Knights who say Meh]] (and perhaps the [[Izwzyzxian Conspiracy Network]] too). ''In the FUTURE''. They are awesome.

==Power==
The Imperial Grandwizards control the entire ''FUTURE'' universe, politically as well as economically. They have spread their ideals far and wide throughout their dominion. They have a complete monopoly on the Vespene Gas industry, produce all the '''GAMES''' everyone plays, and own all the additional pylons (which bitches don't know about). All the [[Preeminence]] in the universe is distributed uniformly among all Imperial Grandwizards, of which there are [[Vegeta|over 9000]]. They possess '''ALL''' of the universe's [[nuke|nuclear-style weaponry]] and use a super-army of over three hundred thousand [[bahmillion]] [[OP Bot]]s to enforce their rule.

==Intelligence==
The Imperial Grandwizards are extremely smart. Their IQs are all [[Dramatica:at least 100|at least 300]]. They know all the programming languages and know a hundred exploits for '''EVERY''' program ever written (except the ones written by themselves, which are 250% secure and bug-free). [[Wikipedia:WP:NPOV|Some argue]] that 20q is more intelligent than the Grandwizards. This is [[pokeshine: |blatant untruth]]; the only thing that can surpass the Grandwizards in '''anything''' is [[Teh Face]].

==Ideals==
The Imperial Grandwizards have one ''Supreme Law'': '''[[AIDS|Sex]] is for the [[Weakminded|weak]]'''. This is a modified version of the present Knights' Golden Rule, ''Romance is for the weak-minded'', meant to emphasize that sexual activity, of a romantic or non-romantic nature, from simple love letters to actual intercourse, must be '''FORBIDDEN''' everywhere in the universe.
===Seven Deadly Sins===
In addition, the Imperial Grandwizards emphasize the existance of '''Seven Deadly Sins''', the punishment for which is death. <s>Most</s> All of the sins have a theme of weak-mindedness, and the first three are directly adapted from the original [[Trinity of No]].
====The First Sin: Anything [[AIDS|sexual]]/[[Larissa|romantic]]====
The '''First Sin''' refers to '''anything''' that is sexual or romantic in nature. This is an expansion of [[NoHug]].
====The Second Sin: [[Transform|Transfiguration]] of the human body====
The '''Second Sin''' refers to [[transform]]ation of the human body, or anything that is a combination of human and inhuman elements. Basically, it's the futuristic version of [[NoMorph]].
====The Third Sin: Involving yourself with [[Cult of Mac|Apple Inc]]====
The '''Third Sin''' refers to either:
* Interfacing with a product manufactured by Apple
* Doing anything that directly or indirectly benefits Apple
This is an extremist application of [[NoMac]], here also applying to iPods, iPhones, etc.
====The Fourth Sin: Stupidity====
The '''Fourth Sin''' refers to stupidity. The need for [[The Majority|idiots]] has long since passed, since all the manual grunt work is now done by robots. Stupid people are occasionally rounded up and exterminated in special death camps. However, since they are stupid (and weak-minded), they have no idea what is going on.
====The Fifth Sin: [[Trippin off Acid|Losing control of self to emotions]]====
The '''Fifth Sin''' refers to any time you let yourself get carried away emotionally. Most people are conditioned to keep full control over their emotions, therefore, if this does occasionally happen, then you did something stupid, are obviously weak-minded, and therefore may be guilty of multiple sins.
====The Sixth Sin: Bribery====
The '''Sixth Sin''' refers to bribery. If one accepts bribes, then he/she must be weak-minded (even if the bribe in question is totally unrelated to sex), since he/she lets him/herself be controlled so easily. Both people involved in the brie are charged with the Sixth Sin and terminated.
====The Seventh Sin: [[Uncyclopedia|Untruths]]====
The '''Seventh Sin''' refers to all forms of untruth. Most abhorred are false claims made to bolster one's fictional identity - that is, pretending to be something you're not. Lots of people got executed a while back because they thought they were awesome, which they were not (only The Imperial Grandwizards are capable of awesomeness).

==Growth==
The Grandwizards do not reproduce, as this goes against the Golden Rule. Instead, they simply clone themselves, while transferring their memories to the clone before death. This makes the Grandwizards essentially immortal. Throughout the ''FUTURE'' they have gained new members; while the Knights of Meh started off with four, as of the current ''FUTURE'' time the Grandwizards number in the over nine thousands.

==Leadership==
The Grandwizards have four leaders (Grandmasterwizards). The four Imperial Grandmasterwizards are always clones of the original four Knights who say Meh, and are as follows:
* [[Abwayax]] ([[The Anti-Meh|He Who Survived]])
* [[Izwzyzx]] ([[Preeminent Izwzyzx|God of the Universe]])
* [[Ragnarok]] ([[Korangar|Epic Dragon-Man Warrior Chief]])
* [[BladeAlchemist]] ([[Ninja|Ninja Master of Masters]])

===Other Important Grandwizards===
The Grandwizards include many "important"-type people such as:
* [[Teh Face]]
* [[Colonial Man]]
* [[haiduc]]
* [[Mr.T]]
* Ugoff
* Ghost of [[Vegeta]]

==Enemies==
The Grandwizards have many enemies, but the most important are listed below:
===[[Cult of Mac|Apple Inc]]===
'''Apple Inc''' has become a mighty rebel empire, using [[Mac]]s and iPods to [[Brainwash|enslave people's minds]]. The iGodlord of Apple, [[Steve]] Jobs, has made himself an uber cyborg dinosaur anthro with [[eye beams]] in an attempt to overthrow the Imperial Grandwizards. His second-in-command, [[Lord iEvil]], was somehow able to break him from a minimum-security outhouse on [[Earth|Namek]] where he was being held. Evil Dinosaur Anthro iGodlord Jobs is still on the loose, and has a threat rating of '''2/10''' on the "Threat-o-meter" (derived from a device invented by [[Mr.T]] to measure how much pity a [[foo]] deserves).
===Shiners===
The '''Shiners''' are a terrorist organization co-founded by [[AIDS|Alexis]] and [[Nazi|Watermeleon]] shortly after the Imperial Grandwizards' ascension to power. The Shiners' main attack force is composed of '''Shinelings''', who are the two founders' illicit inbred offspring (their legitimate children, if they have any, occupy important administrative positions). The Shiners is the only enemy of the Imperial Grandwizards who have a chance at all against the Grandwizards, but it doesn't make a bit of difference guys because [[NoBoost|their balls are inert]]. Despite the Shiners' lack of morals, they are surprisingly technologically advanced. The Shiners number almost 3000, and their number is growing at an even more rapid pace than the Grandwizards', probably due to their [[Wikipedia:prostitution|lack]] of [[Wikipedia:incest|sexual]] [[Wikipedia:illegitimacy|morality]]. In addition, over an estimated 43% of Shiners have [[Pokemorph|inhuman characteristics]]. They are also responsible for the production of 100% of the universe's [[orange bread]].

====Shiner ideals====
Shiners believe in the exact opposite of everything the Imperial Grandwizards do. This makes them complete '''FAIL'''.

====Allegiances====
The Shiners have supposedly made an alliance with Apple Inc, who ([[Wikipedia:mudkip|we have herd]]) have promised to power their "ShinerNet" ''Global Networking Cyber-Network System'' with [[Dramatica:P-p-p-powerbook|state-of-the-art quad-corps iProcessors]]. The Shiners also have a long-standing pact with [[AIDS]], wherein the Shiners allow AIDS to spread through them to the rest of the universe, and in addition, AIDS gains them new converts. Rumor has it the Shiners also have in their employ the mysterious Dark Side hacker [[Crystal Meow|Crystal Mew]]. [[Htler]] also has the blessing of the Shiners. However, the Shiners consider Teh Kiddie too... kiddie.

====Present-day connections====
The name "Shiner" is thought to be derived from "Poke'''shine'''". The short-lived organization ''The Knights of AGS'' are considered precursors to the Shiners.

====Notes====
It was once believed that Watermeleon was gay. This is untrue: he is in fact bisexual (Alexis, on the other hand, has always been known to be hyperseuxal (and/or bi-polar), and unfortunately she has passed on this characteristic to approximately 100% of Shiners).

===Teh Kiddie===
'''Teh Kiddie''' refers to Neopets, Marapets, Subeta, Nick Jr, and every other thing targeted to children too young to know any better. They are the weakest of the enemies, opposed not only by the Grandwizards but also by the Shiners (Apple just ignores them). They were extinguished pretty quickly. The only thing a member of Teh Kiddie did that was notable is Sportacus stealing the Cheetos recipe.

==Child organizations==
===[[Izwzyzxian Conspiracy Network]]===
''Main article: [[Izwzyzxian Conspiracy Network]]''

After the takeover of the universe, the ICN was established as the premier intelligence/spy agency, operated directly by the Imperial Grandwizards. Its functions remain roughly the same, as does its leadership.

===Epic Army of Awesomeness===
The '''Epic Army of Awesomeness''' is the militant branch of the Imperial Grandwizards, numbering in the [[bahmillion]]s. They were responsible for many an '''EPIC''' takeover.

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