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The Cult of Chuu are a bunch of lame foos who worship Pikachus. Their chief deity, "The Great Chu", is, predictably, a giant Pikachu.
Their temple is known to harbor Pikachicks [1] that are referred to as "a beautiful example of pikaness". Reports from recon officers state that there is an extreme smell of Heinz Ketchup.
The temple includes several Pikachu-related areas, including a gallery of Pikachu art, a "blessing" area where brainwashed... uh, I mean, believers come to be blessed "with the Chu", and an "offerings" area [2] where the mindless cultists come to waste all their money on ketchup for "the Great Chu" [3].
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