Firefox

Firefox is the lying, backstabbing, lesbian cousin of Internet Explorer and Opera. She is known for being cocky, stuck up, and all talk.

What Firefox Promises

• Eternal Life
• Speeds faster than Superman
• More Porn
• Free CDs
• The ability to fly
• Super IQs
• No Subliminal Messaging

What Firefox Gives

• Lower life expectancy
• Speeds slower than Ragna's PC
• The same amount of porn, plus a pic of her and her "lover", the Mother (and Planet) Earth
• Elton John CD's at $6.95 a song
• The ability to be stupid enough to use Firefox
• Lowered IQs, which make it possible to use Firefox
• Maj00r Subliminal Messaging.

Firefox's Love Affair

Firefox is seen in a slanderous picture with the "Planet Earth" on a number of websites. A more "cartoony, kid friendly" version of the pic is used as their logo. But recent pics show that Firefox is cheating on Earth with a younger, sluttier Earth-like planet. Earth had this to say: "That idiot can do whatever she wants with whoever she wants. I don't care. *Sniff" Why? Why'd she leave me? GAAAH! *sob*" And, of course, we here at Gammapedia couldn't care less.