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'''Bumpass''' is some guy [[Abwayax]] knows at school. He is sometimes considered Abwayax's [[Arch Nemesis|archrival]], however Abwayax has declared [[User:0000|TMOE]] to be his rival. He is most known for killing Abwayax at Halo, shouting his catchphrases at random intervals, advocating the destruction of Carthage, and possessing pwnage.

He seems to have a good knowledge of memes. He often looks at [[YTMND]]s. He once told Abwayax that "[[NEDM|not even Doom music]] could save [him] now" and has been known to invoke the [[Leeroy Jenkins]] battle cry. Due to his knowledge of Internet culture it is speculated that he is active in one or more Internet forums, although it is unknown where he resides on the internet.

Bumpass is very intelligent, perhaps even moreso than Abwayax. However, again like Abwayax, he is an ass who is full of himself. He may or may not have [[Real Ultimate Power]], and is very close to attaining quasi-preeminence.

His parents like the restaurant [[Henry's Puffy Tacos]].

He more than likely is no match for [[Captain Pie]]. However, he is good at knowing when one is about to be eaten by a [[uncyclopedia:grue|Grue]].

==Alliance with [[Herpes Man]]==
[[Image:Bumpass with herpes man.jpg|thumb|left|Bumpass (left) with Herpes Man (right)]]
He was recently discovered to be in league with [[Herpes Man]]. However, it is unknown what the two are planning to do.















== Catchphrases ==
* [[To the Max]]
* Carthage Must Be Destroyed!

== Misc ==
He is actually [[Fred]].

== See Also ==
* [[uncyclopedia:Bumpass]]

{{People Abwayax knows from skool}}

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