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{{Person|Name=Watermeleon|AltNames=Exeggutor<br />Eggy<br />Svalfern<br />Our Honrable Leader<br />The Honorable Leader<br />Libterator of the not Liberated|Gender=Male|Age=13|Forums=[[Pokeshine]]|Forums2=[[Team Rocket's Rockin Forums]]<br />[[The Glitch Society]]|IRC= |IRC2= |Pwn='''11''' ''(Absolutely perfect)''|Image=http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u240/tgsraiders/naziwatermelon.png}}
'''Don Watermeleon''' is the shining light that we free all those oppressed from our enemies' seedy shadows. The '''Don Watermeleon''' valiantly pursues his upmost goals at protecting all of his faithful servants.

==Background==
There is little debate in today's time that our '''Don Watermeleon''' truly is destined for success. With his charismatic personality and stunning good looks, his ability to rile up a crowd in one of his breath-taking speeches has garunteed him such a position as ruler of a country, if not the world. 

In early 2005, '''Don Watermeleon''' stumbled upon [[Team Rocket's Rockin Forums]], the Forums owned by our honorable Great Benefactors, of whom our '''Don Watermeleon''' has pledged to serve until his death. He saw this Forum as an opportunity to gain respect with our Great Benefactors' many subjects, and respect he gained! '''Don Watermeleon''''s name is heralded in street corners for his brave acts against such miscreants on that Forum, such as the petulant [[Abwayax]] and [[Mwak]].

One of our Great Benefactor's many enemies, Mokuba, had planned a sneak attack on Their Forum. Ordering '''Don Watermeleon''' to do the little criminal justice, '''Don Watermeleon''' took to his command with honor, and eliminated the pathetic rebel. Mokuba, and his fake little sister, has never been heard from since.

The true enemies of our society, [[Abwayax]] and [[Glittermew]], during February 2006, decided that they couldn't stand '''Don Watermeleon''''s ascent to fame. Completely jealous, they posed as the infamous "Green and Green2", and trolled around our '''Don Watermeleon''' 's popular Forum, Pokeshine (Now Samwiseshine for certain reasons). '''Don Watermeleon''' single-handedly took capture of Green, revealed her to the world as that cruel Glittermew, and tortured her in a manner [[Jack Bauer]] would wince at until she unveiled her equally-harmful accomplice. It was no suprise to the world when it turned out to be Abwayax, as those two had a past history in such criminal activity.

==On TGS==
Watermeleon joined TGS in June 2005, being one of it's first members. However, it truly was a pretty pathetic site, so he went on hiatus to better serve our Great Benefactors. But when he returned, he was astounded by the chaos going on at TGS. Mwak had seized power, and was attempting to completely dominate all of TGS' innoncent members. ' ''Don Watermeleon'''   rose above Mwak, and demanded he resign from duty. Of course, Mwak refused, and '''Don Watermeleon''' continued non-violent protest for months, as he knew there would be no ethics in wounding a 10-year-old Admin. As people backed behind our '''Don Watermeleon''', the Reich of Mwak was eventually toppled, and the fellow citizens named '''Don Watermeleon''' as their king. He continues to serve his duty for that profession very well. 

==Calliope==
Our '''Don Watermeleon''' was flabbergasted to learn of the lies being spread by Gammapedia, which was run by the notorious Abwayax. In competition, '''Don Watermeleon''' established the Calliope Wiki. Calliope wished to spread truth and honor for it's loyal readers, and within a few hours, Gammapedia lost all activity. Another loss for the hated Abwayax.

==C.C.==
There was one member that is far more noteworthy than the rest. Joining '''Don Watermeleon''''s force during the wake of Hurricane Katrina, where it is notable that '''Don Watermeleon''' currently was living in Louisiana, C.C. (Also known as "Cheddar" and "Code Controller") has stood by our '''Don Watermeleon''''s side with unshaking loyalty. C.C. has served '''Don Watermeleon''''s every command, without any sort of opposition, and our '''Don Watermeleon''' is very thankful for C.C.'s almost instrumental aid. In 2007, C.C. was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, because he helped out such a valuable cause. Our '''Don Watermeleon''''s cause.

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