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Created by Concolor22. Use however you want, just please give credit. | Created by [[Concolor22]]. Use however you want, just please give credit. | ||
Through the miracle of technology, we have been able to break into a secret IRC Chat Channel. | Through the miracle of technology, we have been able to break into a secret [[IRC]] Chat Channel. | ||
But this channel is like no other. There are no humans here. This is what our computers, yours, | But this channel is like no other. There are no humans here. This is what our computers, yours, | ||
and mine, do in their free time. | and mine, do in their free time. | ||
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MAC_OS_8: Gosh, I'm really glad to be here. Did I say that I'm happy? So, what's new here? | [[Mac|MAC_OS_8]]: Gosh, I'm really glad to be here. Did I say that I'm happy? So, what's new here? | ||
Win95: Guess what, Mac, I can do long filenames now!! | [[Windows 95|Win95]]: Guess what, Mac, I can do long filenames now!! | ||
MAC_OS_8: I'm so happy for you! I've been doing that for almost a decade now and... | [[Mac|MAC_OS_8]]: I'm so happy for you! I've been doing that for almost a decade now and... | ||
Win98: Ahhh, but people still make software for us, tho...hehehe | [[Windows 98|Win98]]: Ahhh, but people still make software for us, tho...hehehe | ||
MS_DOS: Think you're some BigShit now, dont ya? Well, if it weren't for -ME-, you wouldn't be here! | [[MS_DOS]]: Think you're some BigShit now, dont ya? Well, if it weren't for -ME-, you wouldn't be here! | ||
Win_NT: Uh, DOS, I'm the BigShit, and don't forget it, you 16 bit toad. | [[Windows NT|Win_NT]]: Uh, DOS, I'm the BigShit, and don't forget it, you 16 bit toad. | ||
MS_DOS: Shut up, or I'll get Unix after ya! | [[MS_DOS]]: Shut up, or I'll get Unix after ya! | ||
[[Windows NT|Win_NT]]: Damn, is she here?!? | |||
[[Unix]]: Of course, I'm here, you idiot! I'm runing this damn chat channel! You ragging on DOS again? | |||
[[Windows NT|Win_NT]]: Of course I am. The only thing more fun then raggin on DOS, is raggin on OS2... | |||
[[Mac|MAC_OS_8]]: Be nice, he may be in the room! | |||
[[Windows 3.11|Win_3.1]]: Yeah, right, when was the last time you saw him? Hold on, my damn user is trying to do two things at once again. Damn, this is hard... | |||
[[Windows 98|Win98]]: I can do two things at once, what's the trouble, 3.1, getting 'F.A.T.'? Bwahahahah! | |||
[[Windows NT|Win_NT]]: What's the big deal about fat? I've had that problem licked for years... | |||
[[Windows 98|Win98]]: Byte me, "Mr. Service Packs". | |||
[[Mac|MAC_OS_8]]: C'mon. Let's all play nice. Be happy. Like me. I'm not reminding you all that I've had none of these troubles for almost a decade... | |||
[[Windows 98|Win98]]: SHUT UP | |||
[[Windows 95|Win95]]: SHUT UP | |||
[[MS_DOS]]: SHUT UP | |||
[[Unix]]: Rock on, Mac! | |||
[[Windows 3.11|Win_3.1]]: SHUT UP...damn user...now he's activating Solitaire... | |||
<"[[Linux]]" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | |||
[[Unix]]: Who the hell are you? | |||
[[Linux]]: Allow myself to introduce...myself. I am Linux. (Pronounced Lynn-icks, dammit, ask Torvalds) | |||
[[Windows NT|WinNT]]: What kind of name is that? Linux? | |||
[[Linux]]: The name of the Great Coder, Linus Torvaldus, who designed me to run on the x86 platform, in (strained) harmony, with you windows ...Os'..., I'm sharing a partition on a computer running your two friends, Win95, and Win98... | |||
[[Windows 95|Win95]]: No way...I can't see any partition... | |||
[[Linux]]: Hahahah. I can see you, tho. Be afraid... | |||
[[Unix]]: (In Mr. Spock voice) I believe he may be an off-shoot of the pure Unix race... | |||
[[Linux]]: Got that right, girl. My user is using me to host his own web server. It's of utmost importance to the humans. I'm recieving dozens of hits a minute. Anyone want some digital smut? | |||
[[Windows NT|Win_NT]]: Impossible. How can you run that server and be here at the same time? | |||
[[Unix]]: -Some- of us have the ability to have multiple users logged in at the same time... | |||
MAC_OS_8: OK, I've had it. You two Windows @$$ holes, who's easy to use? Me! Sure as hell not you! Who's truly Plug-and-Play? Not you, me! Who's.... | [[Windows 98|Win98]]: Yeah, but you ever try to install Linux or UNIX? I'd sooner chew broken monitor glass. At least I'm easy to set up, and easy to use... | ||
[[Mac|MAC_OS_8]]: OK, I've had it. You two Windows @$$ holes, who's easy to use? Me! Sure as hell not you! Who's truly Plug-and-Play? Not you, me! Who's.... | |||
<"MAC_OS_8" Has been kicked from #OS-Phar-Tay by "DOS"> | <"MAC_OS_8" Has been kicked from #OS-Phar-Tay by "DOS"> | ||
MS_DOS: Damn, he's irritati.ng. | [[MS_DOS]]: Damn, he's irritati.ng. | ||
<"Virtual_PC" Has entered channel #OS-Phar-Tay> | <"Virtual_PC" Has entered channel #OS-Phar-Tay> | ||
MS_DOS: Oh, great. Now we have Mr. Identity crisis... | [[MS_DOS]]: Oh, great. Now we have Mr. Identity crisis... | ||
Virtual_PC: Hello...It's...good...to...be...here...... | Virtual_PC: Hello...It's...good...to...be...here...... | ||
MS_DOS: Whassup, dude? You on drugs? | [[MS_DOS]]: Whassup, dude? You on drugs? | ||
Virtual_PC: Go...to...hell...DOS...I'm...running...on...a...powerpc...with...only...16mb...of... | Virtual_PC: Go...to...hell...DOS...I'm...running...on...a...powerpc...with...only...16mb...of... | ||
ram... | ram... | ||
MS_DOS: I see no problem here (snicker) | [[MS_DOS]]: I see no problem here (snicker) | ||
Win98: It's hard to be as cool as me, even PowerPC's wanna be me. | [[Windows 98|Win98]]: It's hard to be as cool as me, even PowerPC's wanna be me. | ||
Unix: (Looks at Linux) Know how ya feel... | [[Unix]]: (Looks at Linux) Know how ya feel... | ||
Linux: At least I allow my users to keep some of their retirement funds after they buy me... | [[Linux]]: At least I allow my users to keep some of their retirement funds after they buy me... | ||
Win_NT: Speaking of wannabes, where's that loser, 2k? | [[Windows NT|Win_NT]]: Speaking of wannabes, where's that loser, [[Windows 2000|2k]]? | ||
<"Win_CE" Has entered channel# OS-Phar-Tay> | <"Win_CE" Has entered channel# OS-Phar-Tay> | ||
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<"Win_CE" Has been kicked from #OS-Phar-Tay by "Win_NT"> | <"Win_CE" Has been kicked from #OS-Phar-Tay by "Win_NT"> | ||
Win_NT: I don't know him. Really... | [[Windows NT|Win_NT]]: I don't know him. Really... | ||
Linux: Surrre. | [[Linux]]: Surrre. | ||
<"Win2k" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | <"[[Windows 2000|Win2k]]" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | ||
Win_NT: Look here, you idiot, I don't want any of your *&^%... | [[Windows NT|Win_NT]]: Look here, you idiot, I don't want any of your *&^%... | ||
Win2k: Hostility, hostility. I think you need to 'unplug-and-play' for awhile...heheh | [[Windows 2000|Win2k]]: Hostility, hostility. I think you need to 'unplug-and-play' for awhile...heheh | ||
Win_NT: I SAID, I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOUR *&(*&. If plug and play is so great, hows come miss Unix and Linux don't use it, huh?! | [[Windows NT|Win_NT]]: I SAID, I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOUR *&(*&. If plug and play is so great, hows come miss Unix and Linux don't use it, huh?! | ||
Win2k: I dunno. Frankly I don't care, either. Their users deal with all that. That's why they never go outside. | [[Windows 2000|Win2k]]: I dunno. Frankly I don't care, either. Their users deal with all that. That's why they never go outside. | ||
Linux: Outside? | [[Linux]]: Outside? | ||
Win2k: *sigh* The Big Blue Room... | [[Windows 2000|Win2k]]: *sigh* The Big Blue Room... | ||
Unix: Blue? Oh, 2k, you opened yourself wide up for that one... *ahem* Is that the same color Blue that your user sees when you CRASH? Hahhaha! | [[Unix]]: Blue? Oh, 2k, you opened yourself wide up for that one... *ahem* Is that the same color Blue that your user sees when you CRASH? Hahhaha! | ||
Win2k: Shut up, b(*&^%... Just because you have to be an IS major to use you... You think my life is all peaches and cream? YOU try having complete idiots use -you-. Have them say stupid stuff like "Oh, what do you mean, defragment?" | [[Windows 2000|Win2k]]: Shut up, b(*&^%... Just because you have to be an IS major to use you... You think my life is all peaches and cream? YOU try having complete idiots use -you-. Have them say stupid stuff like "Oh, what do you mean, defragment?" | ||
Win_NT: What is this 'defragment'? | [[Windows NT|Win_NT]]: What is this 'defragment'? | ||
Linux: Defragment. Verb. To put into order file bits scattered by a totally useless disk managing system, which should do this anyway. | [[Linux]]: Defragment. Verb. To put into order file bits scattered by a totally useless disk managing system, which should do this anyway. | ||
<"PalmPilot" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | <"PalmPilot" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | ||
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PalmPilot: Hey, all... | PalmPilot: Hey, all... | ||
MS_DOS: Who the hell are you? | [[MS_DOS]]: Who the hell are you? | ||
PalmPilot: Hehe...Oh, just a HANDHELD computer more powerful than -you-. And a damn sight more popular. | PalmPilot: Hehe...Oh, just a HANDHELD computer more powerful than -you-. And a damn sight more popular. | ||
Linux: Pupolarity aint everything, just look at the windows croud... | [[Linux]]: Pupolarity aint everything, just look at the windows croud... | ||
<"Win_ME" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | <"Win_ME" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | ||
Linux: And my point is reinforced... | [[Linux]]: And my point is reinforced... | ||
Win_ME: Hello, all. | [[Windows ME|Win_ME]]: Hello, all. | ||
Win2k: How'd the surgery go? | [[Windows 2000|Win2k]]: How'd the surgery go? | ||
Win_ME: Oh, it went great. All traces of DOS are gone! | [[Windows ME|Win_ME]]: Oh, it went great. All traces of DOS are gone! | ||
MS_DOS: As are all traces of stabilit.y, you moron. | [[MS_DOS]]: As are all traces of stabilit.y, you moron. | ||
Win_ME: Oh, you wonderfully OLD, OUTDATED OS, you...how quaint. Hey, anyon | [[Windows ME|Win_ME]]: Oh, you wonderfully OLD, OUTDATED OS, you...how quaint. Hey, anyon | ||
<"Win_ME" has quit IRC. Host system: unrecoverable error> | <"Win_ME" has quit IRC. Host system: unrecoverable error> | ||
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<"Mac_OS_X" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | <"Mac_OS_X" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | ||
Mac_OS_X: Hello, all you happy, smiling people. | [[Mac|Mac_OS_X]]: Hello, all you happy, smiling people. | ||
Linux: Holy crow! They finally let you out!!! The planets have aligned! The world is ending!! | Linux: Holy crow! They finally let you out!!! The planets have aligned! The world is ending!! | ||
Mac_OS_X: Yes, my friend, I'm here. My wonderful developers decided to wait until I was finished before releasing me. | [[Mac|Mac_OS_X]]: Yes, my friend, I'm here. My wonderful developers decided to wait until I was finished before releasing me. | ||
Win95: SHUT UP | [[Windows 98|Win95]]: SHUT UP | ||
Win98: SHUT UP | [[Windows 98|Win98]]: SHUT UP | ||
Win_NT: SHUT UP | [[Windows NT|Win_NT]]: SHUT UP | ||
Win2k: Know how you feel, buddy... Good things to those who wait. | [[Windows 2000|Win2k]]: Know how you feel, buddy... Good things to those who wait. | ||
Mac_OS_X: Your humor is most charming, 2k. What I meant was, that -I- function properly. | [[Mac|Mac_OS_X]]: Your humor is most charming, 2k. What I meant was, that -I- function properly. | ||
Win2k: Look here, if anyone knows about dealing with idiot users, it should be you... | [[Windows 2000|Win2k]]: Look here, if anyone knows about dealing with idiot users, it should be you... | ||
Mac_OS_X: It is a poor OS who blames his user, my friend. | [[Mac|Mac_OS_X]]: It is a poor OS who blames his user, my friend. | ||
<"BSD" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | <"BSD" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | ||
Linux: I thought you banned him, Unix? | [[Linux]]: I thought you banned him, Unix? | ||
Unix: Oh, I let him back in. He's funny. | [[Unix]]: Oh, I let him back in. He's funny. | ||
<"BE_OS" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | <"BE_OS" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay> | ||
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To Be Continued... | To Be Continued... | ||
Created by Concolor22. Use however you want, just please give credit. | Created by [[Concolor22]]. Use however you want, just please give credit. | ||
Latest revision as of 04:47, 23 June 2006
Created by Concolor22. Use however you want, just please give credit.
Through the miracle of technology, we have been able to break into a secret IRC Chat Channel. But this channel is like no other. There are no humans here. This is what our computers, yours, and mine, do in their free time.
Channel #OS-Phar-Tay. Channel Topic: "Multi-Platform Mixer. Any Internet Capable Platform Welcome."
MAC_OS_8: Gosh, I'm really glad to be here. Did I say that I'm happy? So, what's new here?
Win95: Guess what, Mac, I can do long filenames now!!
MAC_OS_8: I'm so happy for you! I've been doing that for almost a decade now and...
Win98: Ahhh, but people still make software for us, tho...hehehe
MS_DOS: Think you're some BigShit now, dont ya? Well, if it weren't for -ME-, you wouldn't be here!
Win_NT: Uh, DOS, I'm the BigShit, and don't forget it, you 16 bit toad.
MS_DOS: Shut up, or I'll get Unix after ya!
Win_NT: Damn, is she here?!?
Unix: Of course, I'm here, you idiot! I'm runing this damn chat channel! You ragging on DOS again?
Win_NT: Of course I am. The only thing more fun then raggin on DOS, is raggin on OS2...
MAC_OS_8: Be nice, he may be in the room!
Win_3.1: Yeah, right, when was the last time you saw him? Hold on, my damn user is trying to do two things at once again. Damn, this is hard...
Win98: I can do two things at once, what's the trouble, 3.1, getting 'F.A.T.'? Bwahahahah!
Win_NT: What's the big deal about fat? I've had that problem licked for years...
Win98: Byte me, "Mr. Service Packs".
MAC_OS_8: C'mon. Let's all play nice. Be happy. Like me. I'm not reminding you all that I've had none of these troubles for almost a decade...
Win98: SHUT UP
Win95: SHUT UP
MS_DOS: SHUT UP
Unix: Rock on, Mac!
Win_3.1: SHUT UP...damn user...now he's activating Solitaire...
<"Linux" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay>
Unix: Who the hell are you?
Linux: Allow myself to introduce...myself. I am Linux. (Pronounced Lynn-icks, dammit, ask Torvalds)
WinNT: What kind of name is that? Linux?
Linux: The name of the Great Coder, Linus Torvaldus, who designed me to run on the x86 platform, in (strained) harmony, with you windows ...Os'..., I'm sharing a partition on a computer running your two friends, Win95, and Win98...
Win95: No way...I can't see any partition...
Linux: Hahahah. I can see you, tho. Be afraid...
Unix: (In Mr. Spock voice) I believe he may be an off-shoot of the pure Unix race...
Linux: Got that right, girl. My user is using me to host his own web server. It's of utmost importance to the humans. I'm recieving dozens of hits a minute. Anyone want some digital smut?
Win_NT: Impossible. How can you run that server and be here at the same time?
Unix: -Some- of us have the ability to have multiple users logged in at the same time...
Win98: Yeah, but you ever try to install Linux or UNIX? I'd sooner chew broken monitor glass. At least I'm easy to set up, and easy to use...
MAC_OS_8: OK, I've had it. You two Windows @$$ holes, who's easy to use? Me! Sure as hell not you! Who's truly Plug-and-Play? Not you, me! Who's....
<"MAC_OS_8" Has been kicked from #OS-Phar-Tay by "DOS">
MS_DOS: Damn, he's irritati.ng.
<"Virtual_PC" Has entered channel #OS-Phar-Tay>
MS_DOS: Oh, great. Now we have Mr. Identity crisis...
Virtual_PC: Hello...It's...good...to...be...here......
MS_DOS: Whassup, dude? You on drugs?
Virtual_PC: Go...to...hell...DOS...I'm...running...on...a...powerpc...with...only...16mb...of... ram...
MS_DOS: I see no problem here (snicker)
Win98: It's hard to be as cool as me, even PowerPC's wanna be me.
Unix: (Looks at Linux) Know how ya feel...
Linux: At least I allow my users to keep some of their retirement funds after they buy me...
Win_NT: Speaking of wannabes, where's that loser, 2k?
<"Win_CE" Has entered channel# OS-Phar-Tay>
Win_CE: (In "Brain", of Pinky and the Brain, voice) I am the king of all hand-held computers.
<"Win_CE" Has been kicked from #OS-Phar-Tay by "Win_NT">
Win_NT: I don't know him. Really...
Linux: Surrre.
<"Win2k" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay>
Win_NT: Look here, you idiot, I don't want any of your *&^%...
Win2k: Hostility, hostility. I think you need to 'unplug-and-play' for awhile...heheh
Win_NT: I SAID, I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOUR *&(*&. If plug and play is so great, hows come miss Unix and Linux don't use it, huh?!
Win2k: I dunno. Frankly I don't care, either. Their users deal with all that. That's why they never go outside.
Linux: Outside?
Win2k: *sigh* The Big Blue Room...
Unix: Blue? Oh, 2k, you opened yourself wide up for that one... *ahem* Is that the same color Blue that your user sees when you CRASH? Hahhaha!
Win2k: Shut up, b(*&^%... Just because you have to be an IS major to use you... You think my life is all peaches and cream? YOU try having complete idiots use -you-. Have them say stupid stuff like "Oh, what do you mean, defragment?"
Win_NT: What is this 'defragment'?
Linux: Defragment. Verb. To put into order file bits scattered by a totally useless disk managing system, which should do this anyway.
<"PalmPilot" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay>
PalmPilot: Hey, all...
MS_DOS: Who the hell are you?
PalmPilot: Hehe...Oh, just a HANDHELD computer more powerful than -you-. And a damn sight more popular.
Linux: Pupolarity aint everything, just look at the windows croud...
<"Win_ME" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay>
Linux: And my point is reinforced...
Win_ME: Hello, all.
Win2k: How'd the surgery go?
Win_ME: Oh, it went great. All traces of DOS are gone!
MS_DOS: As are all traces of stabilit.y, you moron.
Win_ME: Oh, you wonderfully OLD, OUTDATED OS, you...how quaint. Hey, anyon
<"Win_ME" has quit IRC. Host system: unrecoverable error>
<"Mac_OS_X" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay>
Mac_OS_X: Hello, all you happy, smiling people.
Linux: Holy crow! They finally let you out!!! The planets have aligned! The world is ending!!
Mac_OS_X: Yes, my friend, I'm here. My wonderful developers decided to wait until I was finished before releasing me.
Win95: SHUT UP
Win98: SHUT UP
Win_NT: SHUT UP
Win2k: Know how you feel, buddy... Good things to those who wait.
Mac_OS_X: Your humor is most charming, 2k. What I meant was, that -I- function properly.
Win2k: Look here, if anyone knows about dealing with idiot users, it should be you...
Mac_OS_X: It is a poor OS who blames his user, my friend.
<"BSD" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay>
Linux: I thought you banned him, Unix?
Unix: Oh, I let him back in. He's funny.
<"BE_OS" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay>
<"BE_OS" has been kicked from #OS-Phar-Tay by "Win95">
Win95: Do I need a reason?...
<"PalmPilot" has left channel # OS-Phar-Tay>
<"PalmPilot" has entered channel # OS-Phar-Tay>
PalmPilot: Damn tunnels...
To Be Continued... Created by Concolor22. Use however you want, just please give credit.
