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==Maddox== | ==Maddox== | ||
{{powerlevel|350,000,000,000,000}} | {{powerlevel|350,000,000,000,000}} | ||
Known as the owner of [http://maddox.xmission.org/ The Best Page in the Universe], Maddox is the ''de facto'' God of the Internet. Everything he says is law, and he is always right. He is [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=owned more powerful than all the fast food companies of the world put together]. He is a [[Pirate]], although most people believe he is an opponent of [[Captain Pie]]. He is also a supporter of [[NoMac]] and a vocal opponent of the [[Cult of Mac]]. [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant]. He is also more awesomer than [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule your kids]. | Known as the owner of [http://maddox.xmission.org/ The Best Page in the Universe], '''Maddox''' is the ''de facto'' God of the Internet. Everything he says is law, and he is always right. He is [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=owned more powerful than all the fast food companies of the world put together]. He is a [[Pirate]], although most people believe he is an opponent of [[Captain Pie]]. He is also a supporter of [[NoMac]] and a vocal opponent of the [[Cult of Mac]]. [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=macs_cant]. He is also more awesomer than [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule your kids]. | ||
==Robert Hamburger== | |||
{{powerlevel|275,000,000,000,000}} | |||
''(aka: the [[Real Ultimate Power]] guy)'' | |||
'''Robert Hamburger''' owns [http://realultimatepower.net/ The Official <span style="color:red">Ninja</span> Webpage]. As one would expect, he is a [[ninja]]. He has a black belt in Street Fighter 2 and a second degree black belt in Mortal Kombat 1-3 and can kick or punch the wall <span style="color:red">without</span> feeling pain. [http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/author.htm] He spends most of his time educating the populace on the awesomeness of ninjas and trying to get people '''pumped up'''. According to him, the fundamental question for humanity is "''Do you want to be that boring guy at the shoe store who just takes whatever shoe the lady gives him? Or do you want to be that bad ass dude who just laid a log on top of a fax machine for no reason at all?''", and he continues to say that the answer is very simple. [http://www.realultimatepower.net/ninja/pumpedvids.htm] | |||
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Latest revision as of 00:39, 6 July 2007
Some people believe the Internet is decentralized. This is only true to an extent; while individual servers are owned by their respective warlords, however there is a central location from where the Gods of the Internet excercise complete control over all things cyber.
The Gods of the Internet are not to be confused with the King of the Internet, who is merely a puppet king through which the Gods act.
Primary Pantheon
These are the Gods of highest rank.
Maddox
Known as the owner of The Best Page in the Universe, Maddox is the de facto God of the Internet. Everything he says is law, and he is always right. He is more powerful than all the fast food companies of the world put together. He is a Pirate, although most people believe he is an opponent of Captain Pie. He is also a supporter of NoMac and a vocal opponent of the Cult of Mac. [1]. He is also more awesomer than your kids.
Robert Hamburger
(aka: the Real Ultimate Power guy)
Robert Hamburger owns The Official Ninja Webpage. As one would expect, he is a ninja. He has a black belt in Street Fighter 2 and a second degree black belt in Mortal Kombat 1-3 and can kick or punch the wall without feeling pain. [2] He spends most of his time educating the populace on the awesomeness of ninjas and trying to get people pumped up. According to him, the fundamental question for humanity is "Do you want to be that boring guy at the shoe store who just takes whatever shoe the lady gives him? Or do you want to be that bad ass dude who just laid a log on top of a fax machine for no reason at all?", and he continues to say that the answer is very simple. [3]
