User:Kannon

Kannon
Other known names	Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
Gender	Male
Age	Like I'd tell you, Foo
Forums active in	Glitch City Laboratories Forums
IRC Channels active in	#Glitchcity, #FMSanctity
IRC Channels formerly active in	#trsrockin
Pwnage level	9 Awesome

Kannon > You. Need I say more?

Kannon...

• can use deadly Pulse Wave Nukes
• is Awesome
• can Pwn anything in a 1000 mile radius
• is the only person (other than Trogdor) that can Burninate stuffs
• can fire Death Nuke Beams out of his eyes
• is immune to 1337 Magic but, can use it at the same time, to make you look like suxorz teh FACE even more than you actually do.
• has an Ego big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, D-E-D
• uses Soul Edge to kill and maim stuffs
• Can summon Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan this combination can pwnzorz even Chuck Norris, and will most likely make you piss your pants so much, you drown to death

Weaknesses

• If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
• He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
• He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
• Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in pain
• Erugs make him start trippin off acid