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[[Firefox]] is the lying, backstabbing, lesbian cousin of Internet Explorer and Opera. She is known for being cocky, stuck up, and all talk. | |||
==What [[Firefox]] Promises== | ==What [[Firefox]] Promises== | ||
Revision as of 00:05, 2 September 2006
Firefox is the lying, backstabbing, lesbian cousin of Internet Explorer and Opera. She is known for being cocky, stuck up, and all talk.
What Firefox Promises
- Eternal Life
- Speeds faster than Superman
- More Porn
- Free CDs
- The ability to fly
- Super IQs
- No Subliminal Messaging
What Firefox Gives
- Lower life expectancy
- Speeds slower than Ragna's PC
- The same amount of porn, plus a pic of her and her "lover", the Mother (and Planet) Earth
- Elton John CD's at $6.95 a song
- The ability to be stupid enough to use Firefox
- Lowered IQs, which make it possible to use Firefox
- Maj00r Subliminal Messaging.
Firefox's Love Affair
Firefox is seen in a slanderous picture with the "Planet Earth" on a number of websites. A more "cartoony, kid friendly" version of the pic is used as their logo. But recent pics show that Firefox is cheating on Earth with a younger, sluttier Earth-like planet. Earth had this to say: "That idiot can do whatever she wants with whoever she wants. I don't care. *Sniff" Why? Why'd she leave me? GAAAH! *sob*" And, of course, we here at Gammapedia couldn't care less.
