Satanic-Nazi ZxCrystalm3l3onavi97773ad connection: the King of Evil

Satanic-Nazi ZxCrystalm3l3onavi777: the King of Evil is the most evil being in the universe. He grows his evilness by absorbing other evil people and subsequently absorbing their names. It makes him take a piece from that person and making it a part of himself.

The fact that he violates nomorph makes him more evil.

Absorption

List of evil things he absorbed

• Don Watermeleon
• Crystal Mew
• Navi
• Ganon
• zn3t
• Hitler
• Satan
• Zoo
• DOC777

List of evil things he plans to absorb

• Pokegods
• m
• Trolls
• Evil Villains
• Ultimate Evil
• The Joker
• Merciless Ming
• AOL
• Barney the Dinosaur

How he got the power to absorb

When he was born, he had a severe mutation, giving him no face. He was also bald. But Gammasphere technology allowed him to see, hear, breath, and eat through his skin that took the place of his face. But his parents disliked him so much because of his facelessness, that they gave him no name, knowing people would tease him some more about it.

In fact, people did tease him about it. Some even beat him up. Many called him "No-Name" and "No-Face". He became more and more evil over the years, and he even beat up a few weak kids. But, because of the technology, he was somewhat clumsy. One day, he tripped over a rock at school, stumbled and bumped into a can of radioactive material, made it fall, and of course some of the radioactive material splashed onto him. It didn't cause any harmful effects, though, and gave him the power to absorb people with evilness in their minds. The first person he absorbed was a schoolyard bully called DOC777, who tormented him so much.

Description

The Satanic-Nazi ZxCrystalm3l3onavi777: the King of Evil talks in chatspeak, never uses punctuation or capital letters, spams forums, has an army to take Poland by force, has a fiery underworld as a lair and plans to overthrow Abwayax and accuse him of stealing.

Weaknesses

Although the 'Satanic-Nazi ZxCrystalm3l3onavi777: the King of Evil sounds too powerful to ever be defeated it is weakened by the many times by being banned from forums, IRC chats and generally representing fail. Abwayax, Izwzyzx and other good guys such as the Knights who say Meh can easily defeat it.

Great battles

There have no great battles against this creature, only school punch ups. Although as it's power grows battle may be inevitable.

Crimes he commited

• Teaching noobs how to use the Internet
• Killing billions of Jewish people