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* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]] stuffs
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]]
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] because he's too awesome for it
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] because he's too awesome for it
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* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
* Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in [[Massive Damage|pain]]
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]


==See Also==
==See Also==

Revision as of 23:12, 2 December 2007

Kannon
Other known names Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
Gender Male
Age Like I'd tell you, Foo
Forums active in Glitch City Laboratories Forums
IRC Channels active in #Glitchcity, #FMSanctity
IRC Channels formerly active in #trsrockin
Pwnage level 9 Awesome
Estimated Power Level
(in Jiggawatts):
Awesome

Kannon > You. Need I say more?

Kannon...

  • can use deadly Pulse Wave Nukes
  • is Awesome
  • can Pwn anything in a 1000 mile radius
  • is the only person (other than Trogdor) that can Burninate stuffs
  • can fire Death Nuke Beams out of his eyes
  • is immune to 1337 Magic because he's too awesome for it
  • has an Ego big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, D-E-D
  • uses Soul Edge to kill and maim stuffs

Weaknesses

  • If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
  • He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
  • He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
  • Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in pain
  • Erugs make him start trippin off acid

See Also