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Gammapedia:Pseudo-articles
AIDS-chan
AIDS-chan is a 13-year-old girl who goes around hugging people and spreading AIDS. Her favorite food is orange bread.
Herpes-kun
Herpes-kun is the 21-year-old boyfriend of AIDS-chan. He also likes orange bread.
The Sportsman
The Sportsman is a famous athlete who is very arrogant and rude. He thinks he's better than everyone because he's an athlete, and always speaks in ebonics like some kinda rapper.
SonICK!
SonICK! is a fast food restaurant chain that is notorious for serving bad food. They opened at least 100 years ago in Ye Olde Gamma Towne, and have since then expanded. SonICK! is also infamous for taking a very long time to deliver food.
Food
SonICK!'s trademark drink beverage is the Cherry LimeAIDS. These are made with cherries, limes, Sprite, and AIDS. They are a favorite with people who are known to be HIV-positive. Other foods include the Cold Dogs™, which are made with processed soy beans, and SonICK! Burgers, which include Bovine Growth Hormones.
Orange Bread
All of SonICK!'s sandwiches, Cold Dogs™, and burgers are made with orange bread. This decreases the potential health factor by 100%. Not like SonICK! food was ever healthy, of course, but at least they would have looked better without the Orange Bread.
Note
SonICK! is unrelated to SoNick, whose name also consists of "Sonic" with a K added at the end. SonICK! and SoNick have nothing to do with each other.
