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User:Kannon
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| Kannon | ||
|---|---|---|
| Other known names | Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san | |
| Gender | Male | |
| Age | Like I'd tell you, Foo | |
| Forums active in | Glitch City Laboratories Forums | |
| IRC Channels active in | #Glitchcity, #FMSanctity | |
| IRC Channels formerly active in | #trsrockin | |
| Pwnage level | 9 Awesome | |
Kannon > You. Need I say more?
Kannon...
- can use deadly Pulse Wave Nukes
- is Awesome
- can Pwn anything in a 1000 mile radius
- is the only person (other than Trogdor) that can Burninate stuffs
- can fire Death Nuke Beams out of his eyes
- is immune to 1337 Magic because he's too awesome for it
- has an Ego big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, D-E-D
- uses Soul Edge to kill and maim stuffs
- Can summon [the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Bennito Mussilini, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genine, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Thedore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Holk Hogan] this combination can pwnzorz even Chuck Norris
Weaknesses
- If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
- He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
- He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
- Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in pain
- Erugs make him start trippin off acid
