Girl

Most girls are confusing things, avoided by Knights who say Meh due to their overly romantic and/or noobish nature. However, the Knights do murmur to themselves in their secret hideouts on IRC and on The Foo Bar forums that there may be, one day, a girl that meets all the requirements to be a Knight - that is, a girl that is not "Freakin Weird" as Sir Abwayax puts it. However - despite the fact that the Abb:Golden Rule WAS invented by a girl (Mandy, from the Grim Adventures) - this has not yet happened.

haiduc occasionally sends a beep to a girl's cellphone because he's brave. But she should know that he's not asking anything from her.