User:Turbo74

Turbo74 is one of the Pie Overlords, and is said to be the most gangsta of all of them. Turbo74 also commands you to dance. DANCE, FOO, DANCE! Turbo74 is believed to be taller than the statue of lobsters, though there is few information to prove this. He is the only man, besides Chuck Norris, to kill two birds with one stone. He also invented the gun that shoots diamonds, because he is an awsome inventor.

Inventions

Turbo74 is a gangsta inventer, as previosly stated. He has invented more things than Al Gore and Oscar Wilde combined. Here is a list of things Turbo74 invented,

• Eddie Dean
• The Internet
• EE
• Headbanging
• Foot odor
• Coke-a-Cola
• Skitlord
• Air Guitars
• Mike Jones
• Tennesse
• The gun that shoots Diamonds
• Squirrels
• Rollercoasters
• Thursday

He continues to invent things to this day, and is currently working on making Nuclear Powered Polarbears.

BMX

Turbo74 is an awsome at BMX (Doing retarted things on a bike) He ride's for the team Void BMX, which is the best team ever formed. His current Bike setup is:

Frame: Diamondback Skindog Bars: Muntinty Chicago Headset: S&M Readneck Forks: S&M Pitchforks Front Rim: Sun BFR Seatpost: Kink Post Seat: Metal Headbanger Seat Cranks: Fit Flow Series Rear Rim: Oddssey Hazard Lite

Avenged Sevenfold

Avenged Sevenfold is the best band in the world, and also Turbo74's favorite band. There lead guitarist, Synyster Gates is one of the most faster guitarist in the world. He also has alot of gangsta hats. Turbo74 can play Blinded in Chains on his awsomely awsome guitar. He has all there albums exept Sounding of the Seventh Trumpet, Which he is going to borrow from his friend, Scott.

Anti-Facts

• Turbo74 is not an football
• Turbo74 did not invent sliced bread
• Turbo74 is not Ron White
• Turbo74 does not kill babies
• Turbo74 is not the cure for cancer
• Turbo74 does not know everything
• Turbo74 is not a gender confused horse
• Turbo74 did not get killed by Chuck Norris
• Turbo74 Is not a Skater

See also

[Pie Overlord]