Waffle Corporation

Waffle Corporation was a corporate entity founded in 2005 by Abwayax. It was one of the two entities involved in the Pie-Waffle Wars, the other being the United Pie Nation.

Founding

The Waffle Corp. was founded in 2005 on The Glitch Society to oppose the Pie Overlords. Nothing is known about the original disagreement the Waffle and Pie factions had; the Waffles claim the Pies attacked them, while the Pies claim that the Waffles attacked their allies the Cake Empire.

Expansion

Throughout the latter half of 2005 and the first half of 2006, Waffle Corp's power grew exponentially. The Waffle Corporation executive leadership directed the construction of bases across several forums, including ZowayixForums and Super Glitch Alliance, as well as planetary outposts in locations such as Pluto. On The Glitch Society and its associated IRC channel #tehglitchsociety the battle raged on with each side building up its armies.

Decline

In the middle of 2006 a treaty was signed between the United Pie Nation and Waffle Corporation. By January of 2007 the Waffle Corporation has been replaced by the Waffle Foundation.

Technology

Tech used by Waffle Corp included:

Waffle

The waffle is just an ordinary waffle. It's good food, too.

WaffleGate

The WaffleGate was a Stargate branded with a Waffle logo. It was used for easy movement between Waffle Corporation regional headquarters and military outposts.

W-Wing

The W-Wing is a space fighter ship piloted by elite Waffle fighter pilots.

WaffleCannon

WaffleCannons are giant mounted Waffle-powered cannons. Currently they are at version 1.3.1.

WaffleTank

The WaffleTank is basically the WaffleCannon mounted on a tank.

Propaganda Machine

The Propaganda Machine was a satellite transmitter used by Waffle Corp to recruit new members.[1] It was countered by the UPN's UPN68.[2]

Toaster Rockets

Toaster Rockets are basically flaming waffles fired through a giant toaster weapon. [3]

Syrup Mine

Syrup Mines are defensive explosives planted underground in anticipation of Pie tanks or infantry. The syrup is specially designed to gum up the works of Pie machines that it explodes on. [4]

WaffleBomb

WaffleBombs are Waffle-shaped nuclear warheads.

Defensive Perimeter

The Defensive Perimeter is a shield technology comboed with other Waffle weapons to achieve maximum protection of the WaffleCorp HQ. [5]

0rzer 2

The 0rzer 2 [6] is a modified version of the original 0rzer designed for the Pies.

Waffloid Space Station

Waffloid Space Stations are WaffleCorp's strongholds in orbit. Eight giant waffles are joined together to a central waffle nucleus.

RoboMechaWafflebot

The ultimate weapon of WaffleCorp design, the RoboMechaWafflebot is a giant mecha composed completely of wafflian material. It has twin WaffleCannons on its giant arms. It is also capable of flight in both air and space.

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Corporate Structure

• CEO: Zowayix
• President: Abwayax
• Vice Presidents: ACE91, MissingNo., Master_M