Letters of the alphabet

Here are the letters of the alphabet and what they mean in the Gammasphere.

E

E (also called the Academic E) is for AIDS

E also stands for Pants, as shown to us by the Retarded Animal Babies.

G

G stands for a healthy piece of real estate, as told by The Homsar himself (see this).

K

K is for Konstant.

M

M stands for noob. There are two noobs. They most likely don't know each other, but their names have purely M's in them. One has only one M, but the other has six M's.

Now that you have read the above, you won't be very surprised when someone named "m" joins your forum and is acting all noobish.

Q

Q stands for vampire. Qs are humanoid, however they can also turn into bats, suck blood, and live in the night. Their weaknesses are garlic, wooden stakes, and daylight. Many Qs are Counts for an unknown reason. Here are the most well-known Qs:

• Count Dracula or Draqula is the most famous Q of all.
• Count Spankula is a Q who works for the Adults against the Kids Next Door. He has the power to turn other kids, including some of the KND, into spank-happy Qs. The only way to snap out of this curse is to spank Count Spankula.
• Count Chocula is a Q who works for the cereal industry.
• The Count is a Count who lives on Sesame Street and likes to count.
• Q is also the name of a Q who works at the Morenukes Cafe which was attacked by Captain Pie's band of Pirates. In Captain Pie story #4, Master of Masters, and beyond, he will give advice to the Ninjas, because he knows a secret about Captain Pie. He is also the only Q who is not a Count.

R

R stands for cookie.

T

T is for awesome. When you think of T, think of Mr. T. Stentor has three Ts, making him extremely awesome.

V

V stands for werewolf. Most are human by day, although when a full moon arises, they turn into a half-wolf half-man hybrid, although some Vs remain wolflike during the day as well. Vs were supposedly named by Qs, because Qs pronounce werewolf "verevolf" due to their Q-ish accent. Here are the most famous Vs:

• The Wolfman was a V that starred in some movies. His name is self-explanatory.
• Remis Lupin (not to be confused with Lupin the III) was a wizardly V who taught at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. When he was exposed as a V, many wizards were outraged that the headmaster, Dumbledore, would let a V teach at his school.
• The Lone Werewolf is a V who frequents #trsrockin. He is an ardent fan of MegaMan Battle Network and a supporter of "nodub", whatever that is. He likes randomly putting "de puku" and "dea ru" in his sentences, followed by an indefinite amount of tildes (~). He also bites, a standard trait of the V.

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