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User:Kannon
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| Kannon | ||
|---|---|---|
| Other known names | Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san | |
| Gender | Male | |
| Age | Like I'd tell you, Foo | |
| Forums active in | Glitch City Laboratories Forums | |
| IRC Channels active in | #Glitchcity, #FMSanctity | |
| IRC Channels formerly active in | #trsrockin | |
| Pwnage level | 9 Awesome | |
Kannon > You. Need I say more?
Kannon...
- can use deadly Pulse Wave Nukes
- is Awesome
- only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
- can Pwn anything in a 1000 mile radius
- Erugs make him start trippin off acid
- is the only person (other than Trogdor) that can Burninate
- can fire Death Nuke Beams out of his eyes
- is immune to 1337 Magic because he's too awesome for it
- has an Ego big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead. That's right, D-E-D
- uses Soul Edge to kill and maim stuffs
Weaknesses
- If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
- He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
- He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
