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'''Firefox''' is the lying, backstabbing, lesbian cousin of Internet Explorer and Opera. She is known for being cocky, stuck up, and all talk.  
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'''Firefox''' is the awesomely superior alternative to [[Internet Explorer]] 6. However, it's about on par with [[Internet Explorer]] 7 and [[Opera]]. It is known for being highly overpromoted. [[User:Izwzyzx|Some]] [[User:Bulbafreak9000|people]] [https://gammapedia.monarch-pass.net/index.php?title=Firefox&action=history] like to blame the Mozilla Corporation on this, however it's the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ "supporters"] who are the real problem. They are cocky, stuck up, and all talk.


==What [[Firefox]] Promises==
==What [http://www.firefoxkids.org/ THEY] Promise==
* 999% security
* faster browsing
* lower System Requirements than Internet Explorer
* no pop-ups whatsoever
* bug free
* 999% support for web standards
* Eternal Life
* Eternal Life
* Speeds faster than Superman
* tabbed browsing
* More Porn
* your [http://savegranny.org grandma will be saved]
* Free CDs
* you get to take back the Web
* The ability to fly
* Super IQs
* No [[Subliminal Messaging]]


==What [[Firefox]] Gives==
==What You Get==
* Lower life expectancy
* 75% - 80% security
* Speeds slower than [[User:Ragnarok|Ragna's]] PC
* higher System Requirements (unless you have like 20 MB of ram this shouldn't be a problem)
* The same amount of porn, plus a pic of her and her "lover", the Mother (and Planet) Earth
* pop-up blocker that occasionally fails to block popups (which they all have anyway)
* Elton John CD's at $6.95 a song
* bugs (what sofware doesn't?)
* The ability to be stupid enough to use [[Firefox]]
* 90% to 95% support for standards
* Lowered IQs, which make it possible to use [[Firefox]]
* questionable interpretations of standards (but more support than Internet Explorer)
* Maj00r Subliminal Messaging.
* extentable architecture and stuff
* tabbed browsing (see above)


==[[Firefox]]'s Love Affair==
==What you get that IE7 and Opera don't already offer you==
[[Firefox]] is seen in a slanderous picture with the "Planet Earth" on a number of websites. A more "cartoony, kid friendly" version of the pic is used as their logo. But recent pics show that [[Firefox]] is cheating on Earth with a younger, sluttier Earth-like planet. Earth had this to say:
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"That idiot can do whatever she wants with whoever she wants. I don't care. *Sniff" Why? Why'd she leave me? GAAAH! *sob*"
 
And, of course, we here at Gammapedia couldn't care less.
==Propaganda==
Firefox supporters like to waste their time spreading browser war propaganda. There are some [http://www.savegranny.org/ pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens] of the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ Firefox Cult] who drew some stupid pictures of some stupid girl [[wtf|furries]], accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet (even Firefox users) are embarrassed by the existence of such people.
 
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Latest revision as of 19:22, 10 June 2015


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Firefox is the awesomely superior alternative to Internet Explorer 6. However, it's about on par with Internet Explorer 7 and Opera. It is known for being highly overpromoted. Some people [1] like to blame the Mozilla Corporation on this, however it's the "supporters" who are the real problem. They are cocky, stuck up, and all talk.

What THEY Promise

  • 999% security
  • faster browsing
  • lower System Requirements than Internet Explorer
  • no pop-ups whatsoever
  • bug free
  • 999% support for web standards
  • Eternal Life
  • tabbed browsing
  • your grandma will be saved
  • you get to take back the Web

What You Get

  • 75% - 80% security
  • higher System Requirements (unless you have like 20 MB of ram this shouldn't be a problem)
  • pop-up blocker that occasionally fails to block popups (which they all have anyway)
  • bugs (what sofware doesn't?)
  • 90% to 95% support for standards
  • questionable interpretations of standards (but more support than Internet Explorer)
  • extentable architecture and stuff
  • tabbed browsing (see above)

What you get that IE7 and Opera don't already offer you

  • extensions

Propaganda

Firefox supporters like to waste their time spreading browser war propaganda. There are some pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens of the Firefox Cult who drew some stupid pictures of some stupid girl furries, accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet (even Firefox users) are embarrassed by the existence of such people.