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  (today there are easily over '''''1,000''''' formally named and recognised pairings).
  (today there are easily over '''''1,000''''' formally named and recognised pairings).


== [[WTF]] [http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Shipping:List_of_shippers] ==
* 3Shi - Satoshi, Hiroshi, & Shigeru (Ash, Richie, & Gary) - ''[[WTF]]''
* AdvancedChuShipper - Pikachu & May - ''[[WTF]]''
* ApprenticeShipper - Tracey & Professor Oak - ''[[WTF]]''
* DiamondShipper - Giovanni & Delia (Assumes Giovanni is Ash's father.) - ''[[WTF]]... for the [[bahmillion]]th time''
* BadgeShipper - Ash & Blaine - ''[[WTF]]... I must be [[Trippin off Acid]]!!''
* Ashorgyshipper – Ash &amp; Misty, May, Macy, Casey, Melody, and Latias (Human Form) - ''[[WTF]] [[Pikachick|sickos]]...  lol, '''Bulbap<b></b>edophiles'''''
* BannedShipper - Jynx & Porygon - ''[[WTF]]... [[foo]]s, being in banned episodes does not make them sexually attracted to each other''
* BaransuShipper - Norman, Kyogre, & Groudon - ''[[WTF]]... what exactly does [http://norman.com/ Norman] have to do with legendary pokemon?''
* BitchShipper - Misty & Jessie - ''or, as most pokemon forumgoers refer to it, *****shipper ([[WTF]])''
* BluemouseShipper - Wobbuffet & Pikachu - ''[[WTF]]... Wobbuffet don't look like no freakin mouse to me''
* BossShipper - Giovanni & Jessie - ''Rocketshipping 2.0... plus the [[WTF]] factor is extreme (it always is) - we know what sort of "high regard" Giovanni holds James and Jessie in''
[[Category: WTF]]
[[Category: WTF]]
* BrainDeadShipper - Misty's Psyduck & Professor Westwood V's Slowbro - ''"[[WTF|braindead]]" is exactly the term used to describe the guy who came up with this
* BurnShipper - Charmander & Eevee - ''[[WTF]]... anyway, the [[bulbapedia:shipping:BurnShipping|article]] clearly shows Eevee is not interested in interspecies relationships... although that Eevee is [[weak-minded]]
* CapeShipper - Jackson & Eusine / Jackson & Eusine & Lance - ''[[WTF]]... the only thing these people have in common is a fucking cape... anyone who actually believes in these kinds of ships needs to get a life... or end it''
* CatShipper - Mew & Mewtwo - ''see, that's why we should get them [[WTF|spayed]]''
* PetalburgShipper - May & Max - ''[[WTF|eh?]] to whoever invented this one - how'd you like it if I claimed you were in love with your sister?''
* CeruleanShipper - Misty & Her Sisters - ''[[WTF]]. That is all I will say. See "PetalburgShipper"''
* CommandShipper - Giovanni & Domino - ''[[WTF|but I thought Giovanni was doing Jessie... or was it Delia? Perhaps it was James.]]''
* CrackWhoreShipper - Delia & Flint - ''[[WTF]]... I'm [[trippin off Acid]] again!''
* ElderShipper - Delia & Professor Oak - ''Thank you, [[WTF|Pokemopolis]], for promoting this bullcrap.''
* EarthShipper - Gary & Erika - ''[[WTF|earthships]], as opposed to spaceships''
* EnteiShipper - Dakim & Molly Hale - ''All I can say (aside from [[WTF]]) is... Poor Molly.''
* ExpertShipper - Professor Oak & Agatha - ''This one '''might''' work... they're actually in the same generation this time (oh my god it's not a ship pairing a 10 year old with an old coot!!1), and they're not related to each other. Final verdict: [[WTF]] nonetheless''
* FakecrushShipper - Mondo & Jessie - ''If it's fake, why is it a real ship? [[WTF]]''
* FlowerShipper - Misty & Mikey - ''[[WTF]] - I believe they originally called this '''"TheSameFirstTwoLettersShipper".'''''
* FutureShipper - Vicious & Jesse - ''[[:Category:In the FUTURE|In the FUTURE]]... perhaps Bulbapedia will run out of [[Trippin off Acid|acid]] and stop with this [[WTF|crap]]. Too bad the place is much more comprehensive than serebii.net >.>''
* GeekShipper - Shingo & Tracey - ''[[WTF]] because geeks don't have sexual lives. Well, the normal geeks don't.''
* GiovanniShipper - Giovanni (from the anime) & Giovanni (from the game) - ''The awesome games should be kept seperate from this [[WTF|shipping]] crap. Thank you.''
* GrandpaShipper - Gary & Professor Oak - ''Back up at "ExpertShipper" I posted something about "being in the same generation" and "not being related to each other". A Triple-[[WTF]] to this one.''
-- [[WTF|Premature ending]] --
== Create your own [[WTF]]! ==
# Go to the Shipper's Cup of Doom at [http://www.ketsuban.us/aniscod/index.php]
# Refresh until you actually know something about the two characters that appear.
# Take note of the characters listed there.
# Invent a bizarre name for a "ship" involving these two characters.
# ????
# PROFIT
Post your [[WTF]]s here.
# InflatoShipper - James & Jigglypuff. {{User:Abwayax/sig}} 07:55, 5 July 2006 (EEST) (hahaha [[WTF]] [[foo]])
# DisplayErrorShipper - [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/missingno/Gammapedia/lol_shipping.jpg Broken JPEG & Tommy.] [[User:Izwzyzx|Izwzyzx]] 17:32, 5 July 2006 (EEST)

Latest revision as of 14:32, 5 July 2006

Regardless, soon the term was applied to dozens of other Pokémon pairings 
(today there are easily over 1,000 formally named and recognised pairings).
  • 3Shi - Satoshi, Hiroshi, & Shigeru (Ash, Richie, & Gary) - WTF
  • AdvancedChuShipper - Pikachu & May - WTF
  • ApprenticeShipper - Tracey & Professor Oak - WTF
  • DiamondShipper - Giovanni & Delia (Assumes Giovanni is Ash's father.) - WTF... for the bahmillionth time
  • BadgeShipper - Ash & Blaine - WTF... I must be Trippin off Acid!!
  • Ashorgyshipper – Ash & Misty, May, Macy, Casey, Melody, and Latias (Human Form) - WTF sickos... lol, Bulbapedophiles
  • BannedShipper - Jynx & Porygon - WTF... foos, being in banned episodes does not make them sexually attracted to each other
  • BaransuShipper - Norman, Kyogre, & Groudon - WTF... what exactly does Norman have to do with legendary pokemon?
  • BitchShipper - Misty & Jessie - or, as most pokemon forumgoers refer to it, *****shipper (WTF)
  • BluemouseShipper - Wobbuffet & Pikachu - WTF... Wobbuffet don't look like no freakin mouse to me
  • BossShipper - Giovanni & Jessie - Rocketshipping 2.0... plus the WTF factor is extreme (it always is) - we know what sort of "high regard" Giovanni holds James and Jessie in
  • BrainDeadShipper - Misty's Psyduck & Professor Westwood V's Slowbro - "braindead" is exactly the term used to describe the guy who came up with this
  • BurnShipper - Charmander & Eevee - WTF... anyway, the article clearly shows Eevee is not interested in interspecies relationships... although that Eevee is weak-minded
  • CapeShipper - Jackson & Eusine / Jackson & Eusine & Lance - WTF... the only thing these people have in common is a fucking cape... anyone who actually believes in these kinds of ships needs to get a life... or end it
  • CatShipper - Mew & Mewtwo - see, that's why we should get them spayed
  • PetalburgShipper - May & Max - eh? to whoever invented this one - how'd you like it if I claimed you were in love with your sister?
  • CeruleanShipper - Misty & Her Sisters - WTF. That is all I will say. See "PetalburgShipper"
  • CommandShipper - Giovanni & Domino - but I thought Giovanni was doing Jessie... or was it Delia? Perhaps it was James.
  • CrackWhoreShipper - Delia & Flint - WTF... I'm trippin off Acid again!
  • ElderShipper - Delia & Professor Oak - Thank you, Pokemopolis, for promoting this bullcrap.
  • EarthShipper - Gary & Erika - earthships, as opposed to spaceships
  • EnteiShipper - Dakim & Molly Hale - All I can say (aside from WTF) is... Poor Molly.
  • ExpertShipper - Professor Oak & Agatha - This one might work... they're actually in the same generation this time (oh my god it's not a ship pairing a 10 year old with an old coot!!1), and they're not related to each other. Final verdict: WTF nonetheless
  • FakecrushShipper - Mondo & Jessie - If it's fake, why is it a real ship? WTF
  • FlowerShipper - Misty & Mikey - WTF - I believe they originally called this "TheSameFirstTwoLettersShipper".
  • FutureShipper - Vicious & Jesse - In the FUTURE... perhaps Bulbapedia will run out of acid and stop with this crap. Too bad the place is much more comprehensive than serebii.net >.>
  • GeekShipper - Shingo & Tracey - WTF because geeks don't have sexual lives. Well, the normal geeks don't.
  • GiovanniShipper - Giovanni (from the anime) & Giovanni (from the game) - The awesome games should be kept seperate from this shipping crap. Thank you.
  • GrandpaShipper - Gary & Professor Oak - Back up at "ExpertShipper" I posted something about "being in the same generation" and "not being related to each other". A Triple-WTF to this one.

-- Premature ending --

Create your own WTF!

  1. Go to the Shipper's Cup of Doom at [3]
  2. Refresh until you actually know something about the two characters that appear.
  3. Take note of the characters listed there.
  4. Invent a bizarre name for a "ship" involving these two characters.
  5. ????
  6. PROFIT

Post your WTFs here.

  1. InflatoShipper - James & Jigglypuff. Abwayax 07:55, 5 July 2006 (EEST) (hahaha WTF foo)
  2. DisplayErrorShipper - Broken JPEG & Tommy. Izwzyzx 17:32, 5 July 2006 (EEST)