User:Abwayax/A dose of WTF

WTF [1]

Regardless, soon the term was applied to dozens of other Pokémon pairings 
(today there are easily over 1,000 formally named and recognised pairings).

WTF [2]

• 3Shi - Satoshi, Hiroshi, & Shigeru (Ash, Richie, & Gary) - WTF
• AdvancedChuShipper - Pikachu & May - WTF
• ApprenticeShipper - Tracey & Professor Oak - WTF
• DiamondShipper - Giovanni & Delia (Assumes Giovanni is Ash's father.) - WTF... for the bahmillionth time
• BadgeShipper - Ash & Blaine - WTF... I must be Trippin off Acid!!
• Ashorgyshipper – Ash & Misty, May, Macy, Casey, Melody, and Latias (Human Form) - WTF sickos... lol, Bulbapedophiles
• BannedShipper - Jynx & Porygon - WTF... foos, being in banned episodes does not make them sexually attracted to each other
• BaransuShipper - Norman, Kyogre, & Groudon - WTF... what exactly does Norman have to do with legendary pokemon?
• BitchShipper - Misty & Jessie - or, as most pokemon forumgoers refer to it, *****shipper (WTF)
• BluemouseShipper - Wobbuffet & Pikachu - WTF... Wobbuffet don't look like no freakin mouse to me
• BossShipper - Giovanni & Jessie - Rocketshipping 2.0... plus the WTF factor is extreme (it always is) - we know what sort of "high regard" Giovanni holds James and Jessie in
• BrainDeadShipper - Misty's Psyduck & Professor Westwood V's Slowbro - "braindead" is exactly the term used to describe the guy who came up with this
• BurnShipper - Charmander & Eevee - WTF... anyway, the article clearly shows Eevee is not interested in interspecies relationships... although that Eevee is weak-minded
• CapeShipper - Jackson & Eusine / Jackson & Eusine & Lance - WTF... the only thing these people have in common is a fucking cape... anyone who actually believes in these kinds of ships needs to get a life... or end it
• CatShipper - Mew & Mewtwo - see, that's why we should get them spayed
• PetalburgShipper - May & Max - eh? to whoever invented this one - how'd you like it if I claimed you were in love with your sister?
• CeruleanShipper - Misty & Her Sisters - WTF. That is all I will say. See "PetalburgShipper"
• CommandShipper - Giovanni & Domino - but I thought Giovanni was doing Jessie... or was it Delia? Perhaps it was James.
• CrackWhoreShipper - Delia & Flint - WTF... I'm trippin off Acid again!
• ElderShipper - Delia & Professor Oak - Thank you, Pokemopolis, for promoting this bullcrap.
• EarthShipper - Gary & Erika - earthships, as opposed to spaceships
• EnteiShipper - Dakim & Molly Hale - All I can say (aside from WTF) is... Poor Molly.
• ExpertShipper - Professor Oak & Agatha - This one might work... they're actually in the same generation this time (oh my god it's not a ship pairing a 10 year old with an old coot!!1), and they're not related to each other. Final verdict: WTF nonetheless
• FakecrushShipper - Mondo & Jessie - If it's fake, why is it a real ship? WTF
• FlowerShipper - Misty & Mikey - WTF - I believe they originally called this "TheSameFirstTwoLettersShipper".
• FutureShipper - Vicious & Jesse - In the FUTURE... perhaps Bulbapedia will run out of acid and stop with this crap. Too bad the place is much more comprehensive than serebii.net >.>
• GeekShipper - Shingo & Tracey - WTF because geeks don't have sexual lives. Well, the normal geeks don't.
• GiovanniShipper - Giovanni (from the anime) & Giovanni (from the game) - The awesome games should be kept seperate from this shipping crap. Thank you.
• GrandpaShipper - Gary & Professor Oak - Back up at "ExpertShipper" I posted something about "being in the same generation" and "not being related to each other". A Triple-WTF to this one.

-- Premature ending --

Create your own WTF!

1. Go to the Shipper's Cup of Doom at [3]
2. Refresh until you actually know something about the two characters that appear.
3. Take note of the characters listed there.
4. Invent a bizarre name for a "ship" involving these two characters.
5. ????
6. PROFIT

Post your WTFs here.

1. InflatoShipper - James & Jigglypuff. Abwayax 07:55, 5 July 2006 (EEST) (hahaha WTF foo)
2. DisplayErrorShipper - Broken JPEG & Tommy. Izwzyzx 17:32, 5 July 2006 (EEST)