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{{Powerlevel|Awesome}}
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Kannon > You.  Need I say more?
Kannon > [[You]].  Need I say more?


Kannon...
Kannon...
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* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* can use deadly [[Pulse Wave Nukes]]
* is Awesome
* is Awesome
* only has one weakness: being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* can [[Pwn]] anything in a 1000 mile radius
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]] stuffs
* is the only person (other than [[Trogdor]]) that can [[Burninate]]
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* can fire [[Death Nuke Beams]] out of his eyes
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] because he's too awesome for it
* is immune to [[1337 Magic]] but, can use it at the same time, to make [[you]] look like suxorz [[teh FACE]] even more than you actually do.
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead.  That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* has an [[Ego]] big enough, that if it weighed anything at all, we'd all be dead.  That's right, [[Dead|D-E-D]]
* uses Soul Edge to kill and maim stuffs
* uses [[Soul Edge]] to kill and maim stuffs
* Can summon [http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/showdown Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the white, and Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight, and Benito Mussilini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie, Robocop, Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, and every single power ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan] this combination can [[pwnzorz]] even [[Chuck Norris]], and will most likely make [[you]] piss your pants so much, you drown to death
 
===Weaknesses===
* If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
* He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
* He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
* Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in [[Massive Damage|pain]]
* Erugs make him start [[trippin off acid]]


==See Also==
==See Also==


[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Real Ultimate Power]]
[[Category: Bad guys]]
[[Category: Neutral Characters]]
[[Category: Sorcerers]]
[[Category: Swordsmen]]

Latest revision as of 22:30, 16 December 2007

Kannon
Other known names Torque, Mudkipz, Kabbi-san
Gender Male
Age Like I'd tell you, Foo
Forums active in Glitch City Laboratories Forums
IRC Channels active in #Glitchcity, #FMSanctity
IRC Channels formerly active in #trsrockin
Pwnage level 9 Awesome
Estimated Power Level
(in Jiggawatts):
Awesome

Kannon > You. Need I say more?

Kannon...

Weaknesses

  • If he sees a mirror he gets trapped staring at his reflection, marveling at it for up to 3 years because he is "so awesome"
  • He can spend up to over 9000 days on IRC channels persuading the users how awesome he is.
  • He is so big headed he cannot fix through a standard door frame, so has to 1337 Haxxor it down.
  • Being forced to play Guitar Hero by Anti-Grues will result in pain
  • Erugs make him start trippin off acid

See Also