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'''Nazis''' were phubars. | '''Nazis''' were phubars. | ||
The Nazi rationale was heavily invested in the militarist belief that great nations grow from military power, which in turn grows "naturally" from "rational, civilized cultures". | The Nazi rationale was heavily invested in the militarist belief that great nations grow from military power, which in turn grows "naturally" from "rational, civilized cultures". In layman's terms, this equates to "killing a bunch of people", which, although frowned upon by modern [[Gammasphere]]ians, somehow made sense to them at the time. | ||
But nobody cares. Nazis suck. | But nobody cares. Nazis suck. | ||
== | ==The first Nazis== | ||
Some dude named [[Hitler]] founded the ''National Alliance of Zenophobic Individuals'' in the year Nineteen Something-or-other. Hitler believed that a bunch of people deserved to be killed off because he was angry that his mother didn't get him that ''Preeminent [[Izwzyzx]] Action Figure'' that he wanted for thirteen years. | |||
The NAZI Party became the rulers of Germany sometime in Nineteen Sometime-Later, and immediately, Hitler killed off a race of people as punishment for his mother's unwillingness to buy him a $19.99 action figure at Toys R Us. | |||
==Today== | |||
The Nazis, although no longer the rulers of a great nation, have their hands in many events: | |||
* the Nintendo [[Wii]] | |||
* [[Orange bread]] | |||
== Etc == | |||
It should be noted that [[haiduc]] is not a nazi. | |||
[[Category: Bad guys]] | [[Category: Bad guys]] | ||
[[Category: Things that just plain suck]] | [[Category: Things that just plain suck]] | ||
Revision as of 06:54, 30 April 2006
Nazis were phubars.
The Nazi rationale was heavily invested in the militarist belief that great nations grow from military power, which in turn grows "naturally" from "rational, civilized cultures". In layman's terms, this equates to "killing a bunch of people", which, although frowned upon by modern Gammasphereians, somehow made sense to them at the time.
But nobody cares. Nazis suck.
The first Nazis
Some dude named Hitler founded the National Alliance of Zenophobic Individuals in the year Nineteen Something-or-other. Hitler believed that a bunch of people deserved to be killed off because he was angry that his mother didn't get him that Preeminent Izwzyzx Action Figure that he wanted for thirteen years.
The NAZI Party became the rulers of Germany sometime in Nineteen Sometime-Later, and immediately, Hitler killed off a race of people as punishment for his mother's unwillingness to buy him a $19.99 action figure at Toys R Us.
Today
The Nazis, although no longer the rulers of a great nation, have their hands in many events:
- the Nintendo Wii
- Orange bread
Etc
It should be noted that haiduc is not a nazi.
