Captain Pie

Not to be confused with Pie

Captain Pie is the defacto King of the Pirates. Ninjas may be brave warriors, but they are no match for Captain Pie.

Origins of Captain Pie

When the former King of Pirates, Gold Roger, died, Pirates all around the world rushed to the Grand Line get his treasure, One Piece. Monkey D. Luffy actually found One Piece, but Captain Pie purchased it from him for its value in Flamin Hot Cheetos, making Pie the King (and Luffy somewhat rich). Pie and Luffy remain friends to this day.

Crew

He has a crew of Dread Pirates, the most feared type of Pirate aside from Captain.

• First Mate: Dread Pirate Preeminent Izwzyzx (a.k.a. Izwzyzx)
• Dread Pirate Doberman
• Dread Pirate Longbeard
• Dread Pirate Cake
• Dread Pirate Postsound
• Dread Pirate Halfturret
• Dread Pirate Imperialist

Rivals

• Dread Pirate Plundarr, Captain Pie's cousin, is seeking to undermine his Kingship. Plundarr, although one point below Pie, is resourceful and cunning. This should prove an interesting match.
• Captain Pontius Pirate, the first ever Pirate and the man credited with inventing piracy, has waited for so long to become King again. Captain Pie seems like an easy opponent for him.
• There are also rumors that Captain Myall and Captain Planet, the two strongest Pirates, are also after Pie.

Stuff he has

Captain Pie has:

• Eye Beams
• Pirate Jetpacks
• Broken Bottle
• Pirate Cannon
• The Jolly Roger