User:ACE91

ACE91 is an administrator of Super Glitch Alliance Forums, and a generally uber guy. Contrary to popular belief, he most certainly does Pwn Abwayax. He is also known as Carp Man, his not-so-secret superhero identity.

Distinguishing Characteristics

• Is uber.
• Is a WaffleCorp Executive.
• Knows more about Pokémon Glitches than you, your mom, and Trogdor combined.
• Has a secret plan. That is, unless Abwayax is reading this, in which case he most certainly does NOT have a secret plan.
• Spouts random nonsense.
• Does not beleive in common sense.
• Has a splendiferously gargantuan vocabulary of sorts.
• Often talks about flesh-rending, green-tongued pipe gerbils, garden gnomes, or how much he pwns Abwayax.
• Likes pie.
• Does not like Pie Overlords.
• Spends too much time on teh Intarweb.

Uber Skillz

ACE91 has many skillz, including programming/hacking in languages such as HTML, Javascript, Python, C++, ASP, and VB, among others. He can transform into Carp Man to fight alongside the Legendary Heroes, although he has been known to get into arguments with Gammaman. He is also a master of the ancient art of Pwn, which he often uses on Abwayax. He is currently manufacturing an army of genetically altered flesh-rending, green-tongued pipe gerbils to use in his secret plan. He does not possess Real Ultimate Power, although he has an equally uber substitute.