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[[Firefox]] is the lying, backstabbing, lesbian cousin of Internet Explorer and Opera. She is known for being cocky, stuck up, and all talk.  
{{Imagecaptionedright|http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/missingno/Avatars/communist.gif|Firefox is an example of [[communist]] Open-Source programming.}}
'''Firefox''' is the lying, backstabbing, '''[[communist]]''' alternative to [[Internet Explorer]] and [[Opera]]. It is known for being '''[[communist]]'''. It's the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ "supporters"] who are the real problem. They are cocky, stuck up, and all talk.


==What [[Firefox]] Promises==
==What [http://www.firefoxkids.org/ THEY] Promise==
* total computer safety
* faster browsing
* lower System Requirements than Internet Explorer
* no pop-ups
* bug free
* full support for web standards
* Eternal Life
* Eternal Life
* Speeds faster than Superman
* More Porn
* Free CDs
* The ability to fly
* Super IQs
* No [[Subliminal Messaging]]


==What [[Firefox]] Gives==
==What You Get==
* Lower life expectancy
* no additional security
* Speeds slower than [[User:Ragnarok|Ragna's]] PC
* slower browsing
* The same amount of porn, plus a pic of her and her "lover", the Mother (and Planet) Earth
* higher System Requirements
* Elton John CD's at $6.95 a song
* mediocre pop-up blocker
* The ability to be stupid enough to use [[Firefox]]
* errors
* Lowered IQs, which make it possible to use [[Firefox]]
* questionable interpretations of standards
* Maj00r Subliminal Messaging.
* '''[[Communism]]'''
* [http://www.firefoxkids.org/ Mental Retardation]


==[[Firefox]]'s Love Affair==
==n00b artwork==
[[Firefox]] is seen in a slanderous picture with the "Planet Earth" on a number of websites. A more "cartoony, kid friendly" version of the pic is used as their logo. But recent pics show that [[Firefox]] is cheating on Earth with a younger, sluttier Earth-like planet. Earth had this to say:
There are some [http://www.savegranny.org/ pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens] of the [http://www.spreadfirefox.com/ Firefox Cult] who drew some stupid '''[[communist]]''' pictures of some stupid '''[[communist]]''' girl [[wtf|furries]], accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet are embarrassed by the existence of such people.
"That idiot can do whatever she wants with whoever she wants. I don't care. *Sniff" Why? Why'd she leave me? GAAAH! *sob*"
 
And, of course, we here at Gammapedia couldn't care less.
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Revision as of 01:58, 2 September 2006

Firefox is the lying, backstabbing, communist alternative to Internet Explorer and Opera. It is known for being communist. It's the "supporters" who are the real problem. They are cocky, stuck up, and all talk.

What THEY Promise

  • total computer safety
  • faster browsing
  • lower System Requirements than Internet Explorer
  • no pop-ups
  • bug free
  • full support for web standards
  • Eternal Life

What You Get

  • no additional security
  • slower browsing
  • higher System Requirements
  • mediocre pop-up blocker
  • errors
  • questionable interpretations of standards
  • Communism
  • Mental Retardation

n00b artwork

There are some pathetic, pimply-faced, maladjusted preteens of the Firefox Cult who drew some stupid communist pictures of some stupid communist girl furries, accompanied by the completely idiotic Firefox slogans (Take back the web!) and often lacking clothing, thinking that such pictures would gain support for the browser. However, the majority of the normal people of the Internet are embarrassed by the existence of such people.

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