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ACE91's Secret Plan

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If Abwayax is reading this page, then this page does not exist. In fact, it never existed. Go read something else and ignore this page. Seriously.

ACE91 has a Secret Plan is to once-and-for-all usurp Abwayax and control the Gammasphere. No, he's not evil, just power-hungry. Anyway, the plan is top-secret. In fact, it's so top-secret that you can't read about it. That's because it is protected by a state-of-the-art security system called... "PLEASE, FOR PETE'S SAKE, DON'T READ THE NEXT PARAGRAPH!"

The Next Paragraph

Although the exact details are sketchy, ACE91's Secret Plan involves creating an army of genetically altered flesh-rending, green-tongued pipe gerbils to invade all of Abwayax's base and steal his supply of Real Ultimate Power. After that... well... he hasn't really worked it out past there. But he will. He will. Just you wait!

The Third Paragraph

While it is quite evident that known spammer ACE91 put a considerable amount of time into his secret plan, he was ultimately beaten to the goal. On May 25th, 2007, Don Watermeleon initiated the Master Plan 2, and ultimately usurped the entire Gammasphere by totally controlling Abwayax's mind. It is highly unlikely that ACE91 will be able to use his secret plan against the new leader, as Don Watermeleon cleverly got past his state-of-the-art security system by geniously reading the next paragraph. Ooh, what a fine read that was indeed.