Normal Colored Bread (food item)

Normal Colored Bread is bread that is of normal color; that is, not red, blue, orange, or green.

Normal colored bread.

Colonial Man uses normal colored bread, and chances are you do too.

History of the Normal Colored Bread

The first known bread was normal colored. This bread was believed to have been baked as early as the Stone Age. Other variations of bread, such as pizza crust, donuts, bagels, waffles, and the like were invented much later, but are considered offshoots of normal colored bread and not differently colored bread due to the fact that they are colored normally (exceptions are chocolate donuts, chocolate waffles, etc).

Cake and normal colored bread

Cake is another offshoot of the normal colored bread. Unlike NCB, it is usually found in many different colors, but that doesn't make it any less good.

Sliced NCB

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Sliced NCB, invented by Colonial Man, is the second greatest invention ever (this is the first)

Sliced normal colored bread remains the most valuable commodity of the human race, aside from nukes. Scientists believe it was invented by Colonial Man during his era.

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Normal colored bread and planets are the only two things Stentor eats.