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Preeminent Izwzyzx

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Estimated Power Level
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PREEMINENT
Preeminent Izwzyzx so commands.

Preeminent Izwzyzx is a more uber version of Izwzyzx. It is said that he so commands.

Facts

When Izwzyzx becomes Preeminent Izwzyzx, he so commands. Some say that his power level is over nine-thousand. While preeminent, Izwzyzx has the power to charge his lazers and kill everything, and has the ability to look awesome while doing so. Preeminent Izwzyzx can fire massive Death Nuke Beams and almost any other awesome-looking attack he can think up.

This has absolutely nothing to do with the article.
  • Preeminent Izwzyzx is a mammal.
  • Preeminent Izwzyzx so commands ALL THE TIME.
  • The purpose of Preeminent Izwzyzx is to flip out and kill Pokemorphs.

Testimonial

Preeminent Izwzyzx is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he's Izwzyzx in preeminent form, but on the other hand, Izwzyzx is always preeminent anyway.

This is good science, YES?

Preeminent Izwzyzx can kill anyone he wants! Preeminent Izwzyzx cuts off heads ALL the time and doesn't even think twice about it. He is so crazy and awesome that he flips out ALL the time. Preeminent Izwzyzx was once eating at a diner and when some dude dropped a spoon he killed the whole town. Comrade Andrew the Wicked said that he saw Preeminent Izwzyzx totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.


And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


If you don't believe that Preeminent Izwzyzx has REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or he will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

Obey. Obey. Obey.

FAQs

Q: I heard that Preeminent Izwzyzx is always cruel or mean. What's his problem?

  • A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, Preeminent Izwzyzx can be mean OR totally awesome.

Q: What does Preeminent Izwzyzx do when he's not cutting off heads or flipping out?

  • A: Most of his free time is spent on IRC, but sometime he goes to flip out and kill Pokemorphs. (Ask Jacred if you don't believe me.)
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