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User:Abwayax/A Story of Love and AIDS
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Story written by User:Abwayax and User:FloppyDiskMan
Once upon a time there was a man named Jesse. He hiked up a large mountain in Sudan and then went into a mountaintop lodge. There he took his daily dose of Prozac, and then met a woman named Myrna. Jesse and Myrna fell in love, and then they arranged to get married.
Jesse and Myrna's marvelous wedding was full of happiness and joy. There were ballons and candles. After the wedding, they hugged for an hour, kissed for an hour, then hugged and kissed for eight more hours.
Then they fight. And stuff. The fight was about lies or something, or perhaps over who owned which Prozac bottle. After the fight, both of them came down with a serious disease and were admitted to a hospital.
The doctor said, "You both have a serious disease called 'AIDS'. The disease did something to your immune systems, allowing more diseases to come in. You've been diagnosed with 42 diseases, a few of them fatal. You will both die in about three hours."
"How did we get this disease?" asked Jesse. The doctor replied, "The disease is transmitted via sexual intercourse. You shouldn't hug or kiss so much."
And so they died.
