The Book of Abb/Watermeleon

The article The Book of Abb/Watermeleon is not considered part of Gammasphere canon.

The Book of Abb
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Watermeleon

The Book of Abb has this to say on the subject of Watermeleon:

Watermeleon
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Other known names	exeggutor Eggy Melonhead Nazimelon Svalfern Pokétoni
Gender	Male
Age	13
Forums active in	Pokeshine
Forums formerly active in	Team Rocket's Rockin Forums The Glitch Society
IRC Channels active in
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Pwnage level	2 (Just plain sucks)
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Watermeleon is the Fascist Nazi ruler of The Glitch Society. He refuses to see logic and believes that dicatorship will make life better for everyone.

Background

Some believe Watermeleon was born in a cryostasis tube. Others think he was a failed attempt at creating Htler. No one knows for sure, however, and he might just be a regular kid.

He came to Team Rocket's Rockin Forums in 2005 and became a well-established member. However, he fucked up and got permanently B& (details on how he got himself B& are murky). He then joined The Glitch Society and established Pokeshine. In September of 2005 he declared war on the owners of TRsRockin Forums and got several other people involved.

He then dodged his ban by creating a new account on TRs under the name Svalfern. He and his lackeys C.C. and Fainted Bayleef (Deokishisu) plugged Svalfern, a forum established as a "new Pokeshine" since the real Pokeshine went offline. Mokuba's little sister signed up on Svalfern using Mokuba's name and spammed there. The false Mokuba then denounced Svalfern, and in February 2006 Watermeleon declared Mokuba an enemy on his forum after that. [1].

On that same February, Abwayax and Glittermew151 attacked Pokeshine using anonymous identities. Watermeleon was later able to find out G-Mew's identity and extort the identity of the other raider from her [2]. The issues were resolved by March [3].

On TGS

Watermelon came to attention on TGS when, after the forum had lost a large quantity of posts and active members, he came on and trolled, using a Nazi swastika in his avatar and signature. He argued that his purpose was to destroy TGS. He was opposed by 100% of the other members, many of whom found his usage of Nazi symbols offensive. Everyone thought he was crazy. He even got his henchman C.C. to "take over" TGS in Watermeleon's name and spam the forum in an attempt to provoke other members to spam.

Rule as Admin

No one liked Watermeleon. They all wished he'd just fall in a hole and die. Yet, the TGS co-owner Mwak made him an admin. Mwak realized his mistake when Watermeleon assumed absolute control of the forum, banning all people who disagreed with him and requiring members to post once a day or be banned. He also supposedly took over the account of TDD.

TheGuest, Rebellion, and A Maverick Renegade came in and argued that Watermeleon was full of bullshit. Glitch Society Admin Mwak and Marry got the idea that they fucked up big time, deleted and banned Watermeleon, and made it legal for people to insult him. Mwak got the impression that he messed up and learned the error of his ways.

Calliope

He once ran a "wiki" called Calliope. However, Calliope was not a true wiki because only Watermeleon was allowed to edit it (wikis are publicly editable). Calliope died, proving that it couldn't beat Gammapedia.

Master Plan

In 2007, Watermeleon began work on his Master Plan. This plan was said to be diabolical. He posted on Pokeshine, attacking Abwayax and Izwzyzx and linking to the Watermeleon article on Gammapedia to make it look like he was planning to attack Gammapedia. C.C. pretended to betray Watermeleon to attempt to draw attention away from the real plan. In May 2007, he announced that his master plan was complete, both on IRC and at Pokeshine.

-> Don_Watermeleon has joined trsrockin
<Ragnarok> I want to wait another level.
09:35<Don_Watermeleon> Yes, I have finally completed it!
<Don_Watermeleon> My master plan was a success!
<Ragnarok> ...SHUN THE BLASPHEMER
<Ragnarok> SHUUUUUUUUUUUN
<Don_Watermeleon> Ragnarok, you seem to be totally oblivious
<Ragnarok> Yup. 
<Don_Watermeleon> I have accomplished my ultimate goal
<Ragnarok> I could care less about your goal.
<Izwzyzx> Hooray 4 u.
<Abomination> woo, clefairy gambling on diamond
<Don_Watermeleon> Thank you, Izzy
<Don_Watermeleon> Izzy knows who his true leader is
<Ragnarok> God
<Treeborn_Frog> Argh, router being stupid
<Ragnarok> duh
<Don_Watermeleon> I have taken power over everything now
<Izwzyzx> I am able to at least pretend to care
<Ragnarok> Nah.
09:36<Don_Watermeleon> Izzy has vowed to serve me
<Ragnarok> You're no bill gates, son.
<Don_Watermeleon> Everyone has, they haven't much of a choice
Treeborn_Frog changes nick to ShiningLugia
<- Don_Watermeleon has disconnected ([thefoobar.ath.cx] Local kill by Izwzyzx (LOL))
-> Don_Watermeleon has joined trsrockin
<Ragnarok> PWNED
<Don_Watermeleon> Eh?
<ShiningLugia> XD
<Ragnarok> Izz
<Ragnarok> ban
<Ragnarok> lolol
<Don_Watermeleon> I cannot be banned
<Don_Watermeleon> I own everyone
<Ragnarok> Nah.
<Ragnarok> You're poor
<Ragnarok> Your house got death'd in Katrina.
<Don_Watermeleon> I own you too, Ragnarok
<Ragnarok> so stfu
09:37<Don_Watermeleon> You are my loyal slave
<Izwzyzx> <Don_Watermeleon> Izzy knows who his true leader is <-- All hail Bill Gates. 
<Ragnarok> You can't own people. Slaving is against the law.
<Don_Watermeleon> I am the law
<Ragnarok> You are a jackass.
<ShiningLugia> Don_Watermeleon: I am the law
<Don_Watermeleon> I am instructing you to be an asshole
<Ragnarok> Nah
<Don_Watermeleon> And you seem to be abiding by my command
<ShiningLugia> Argh, bottom enter that I never notice. >_>
<Ragnarok> I do it of my own will, kthx.
<Izwzyzx> Instruct this
<Don_Watermeleon> I'm afraid you are unable to
09:38<Don_Watermeleon> I have power over your every move
<Ragnarok> Oh, really? Then what am I going to do next?
<ShiningLugia> *<Don_Watermeleon> I am the law < zomg Nixon political cartoon
<Ragnarok> What am I doing right now?
<Ragnarok> You see, you are flawed.
<Ragnarok> I wish I could meet you in public; I know what you look like, Eggy. You're scrawny and weak, while I am not.
09:39<Ragnarok> I am probably much taller than you.
<Ragnarok> I have been in many fights.
<Ragnarok> If we met, you would hurt.
<Izwzyzx> Maybe I can elp you kids out
<Ragnarok> And lose your hands.
<Izwzyzx> with my... Ninja Info Cards
<Ragnarok> lolKABUTO
<Ragnarok> No, I'm serious.
<Kyoukipichi> all hail the desu queen
<Ragnarok> I could punch sir holiness out. 
<Ragnarok> One hand.
<Ragnarok> Just the right.
09:41<Ragnarok> Your tech smarts are nothing, especially to an insane, bipolar fourteen year old.
<Ragnarok> >_>
<Ragnarok> I sense his fear.
<Ragnarok> 8D
09:42<Abomination> %01PING 11783328PONG :thefoobar.ath.cx
09:43<Izwzyzx> pylons
09:44<Ragnarok> needs more additional pylons gas
<Izwzyzx> YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
09:45Ragnarok DOES SO
-> Treeborn_Frog has joined trsrockin
<- ShiningLugia has disconnected (Connection reset by peer)
09:46Treeborn_Frog changes nick to ShiningLugia
<- Don_Watermeleon has disconnected (Ping timeout)

Re-emergence as ruler of TGS

Don Watermeleon's Master Plan was, all along, to re-assume control of TGS. He pretended to be Bulbafreak9000 and asked Marry to re-admin him. He deleted all the accounts except for spambot accounts and re-established himself as the ruler of TGS. He has stated that he wishes to either destroy it or rebuild it as a mighty forum.

C.C.

C.C is Watermeleon's faithful henchman. Also known as 'Code Controller and Cheddar, C.C. almost always backs up Watermeleon.

Unlike his master, however, C.C. is a TRs member in good standing.